samthehamm147
2022
Marika really did just go "Trans Rights" and then ended the world. What a statement. So brave.
2019
The only thing good I have to say about this game is how refreshing it was for the competitive scene.... at first.
Legends say he's still "fixing" the game to this very dayyyyy.....OOOOOOoooOOOOoooO.
2020
A trashfire.
2021
This review contains spoilers
The incest plot twist made me laugh more than it should have.
2012
Yo hold up Rise, I'm busy grindin' that envelope money.
2022
haha cat button prompt
2007
I love this game because of the time I put into beating it. Is it good? No.
2010
It's a 9/10 modded, but then again that's a given considering this is a game by Obsidian (you can put Bethesda in the same boat).
Hey bud, yeah you reading this review. Do you like hurting people?
I always make sure to play this game with some form of alcohol in my hand... which may or may not be affecting my perception of the quality of this game. Eh, who cares, BOTTOMS UP!
2022
I just noticed my boy Yellow isn't even in the game's cover art which explains a lot about the demographic this game aims for....
Games kinda mid, just gonna be honest. It's lacking a mechanic to truly make it as satisfying as its competitors in the Action Shooter genre, despite the obvious creativity displayed in the game's movement systems and its inherent speedrunning Modus operandi. The story could've been that push this game needed for me to call it good but since it was seemingly aiming for a generic anime esq. aesthetic (with its "cringe" dialogue and absurdly buxom female protags) that failed to show up. I'd give it a "Hey I like titties as much as the next guy" out of five.
Games kinda mid, just gonna be honest. It's lacking a mechanic to truly make it as satisfying as its competitors in the Action Shooter genre, despite the obvious creativity displayed in the game's movement systems and its inherent speedrunning Modus operandi. The story could've been that push this game needed for me to call it good but since it was seemingly aiming for a generic anime esq. aesthetic (with its "cringe" dialogue and absurdly buxom female protags) that failed to show up. I'd give it a "Hey I like titties as much as the next guy" out of five.
2020
Microtransactions, Premium Currencies, Battlepasses, and a $45 price tag. My dude, you were competing with both free games (i.e rom hacks) and brand loyalty. You never stood a chance. 4/10.
I HATE IT WHEN GAMES GET META I HATE IT WHEN GAMES GET META I HATE IT WHEN GAMES GET META I HATE IT WHEN GAMES GET META I HATE IT WHEN GAMES GET META I HATE IT WHEN GAMES GET META I HATE IT WHEN GAMES GET META I HATE IT WHEN GAMES GET META.
2010
There's a reason why everyone doesn't remember this one.