fuck microtransactions all my homies hate microtransactions

i miss these graphics

miss the flavor text

cute and fun but not a big fan of games that basically force you to replay levels to 100% them (even though most of the secret waddle dees are pretty obvious)

classic

runs like shit and i would take remastered ports of oceans and frontier over this faux-technicolor fuckfest any day. at least scarlett is hot

looks ugly but fixes every single problem that made the 3DS version a pain in the ass.

sunk hundreds of hours into this but RNG hell still managed to keep me single. thank god for the switch version.

played the absolute shit out of this in 2009-10. barely understood any japanese and my normie ass made the lame choice of marrying the main girl instead of cool bespectacled babe kuruna

i willingly married yue, AMA

janky as hell nowadays but i wish it got a remaster. has the best character designs in the series.

one hell of a ride

fun ride, shame it got shafted and never received a remake

loses a lot of the charm of the original and the japanese script just doesn't hit all the right spots like the english. has many of the QoL improvements from the japanese GBA release which is nice but not totally necessary. maybe the rose tinting on my glasses is a bit too deep...