I've played this game for hundreds of hours even though it hopelessly goes against what I like in art, with garish aesthetics, an awful soundtrack, and a userbase that somehow manages to make cars playing indoor soccer with bottle rockets strapped to their rears toxic as hell.

I think rocket league tickles my chimp brained desire for competitiveness and recalls when i'd play foozball with my dad growing up (house rules meant no limit to spinning the bars)

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