Agent 47 in the cutscenes: I have had everything taken from me and wish to do horrible things to the people who made my life a nightmare

Agent 47 in the game, dressed as a cowboy: No officer the rubber ducky exploded on its own I had nothing to do with it

Clicker this clicker that maybe you should click on your phone and CALL YOUR WIFE!!!

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Maligula bad as fuck come ON

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The best and I do mean literal best thing that they have done to make this game the best in the series is that they killed off the absolute most annoying character in the whole series TWICE

They made an entire game out of the second mission of Halo Combat Evolved. So yeah, it's pretty fucking great.

If you bitched and moaned about the Marauder you simply stopped playing the game after the first encounter because you fucking suck and don't deserve to play something this good. Pussy.

I FEEL TOO MUCH!!! I FEEL TOO MUCH!!!

2006

Good game to play if you want to be put on a CIA list

How did real human beings make this game

I am not kidding the start of this game is the best intro to any game I have ever played.

I had a friend who I had to stop being friends with because he couldn't stop playing this game. That should kinda tell you everything you need to know.

I haven't even finished this and I know it's one of the best fucking things I've ever played.

UPDATE: I finished it and it's still one of the best fucking things I've ever played.

Very fun but not a multiplayer mainstay for me imo. Its a good time waster but not anything super mindblowing and only keeps me invested for about a half hour or hour at a time. I could definitely see this becoming the next huge thing like Rocket League which it very clearly takes influence from!