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Just found this game to be very barebones and unexciting. This just feels like a third person shooter disguised as a ratchet and clank game. Very vanilla. Every boss fight was just me holding down the right trigger till I won. Snore!

Clicker this clicker that maybe you should click on your phone and CALL YOUR WIFE!!!

This is what the unemployed friend is doing on a Ṱ̶̨̢̧̡̨̛͙̱̦̰̭̬̫̺̦̘̦̻͈̣̪͇̪̜͖̯͇̳̜̣̬̹͉̠̲͇̖̖̮͖͕̜͓̤̼̣͚̫̫͊̈́́̿̍̐̈́͗̈́̊͗͋̓͌͑̃̐͒̓̓͑̽̒͐̽̓̄͋̿̓̉̑̓̋̊̃̂̈́̌̏̒̓̆͒͆̔͘̚͜͜͝ͅͅͅư̸̢̧̢̧̢̡̧̢̡̨̻̤̟͎̰̮͓̦̮͇̣̭̫̮̘̖̙̱̯̘̹͕͚̣̣̜̟̤͎̼̱̹̘͚̼͙͈͎̙̤̝̥͎̖͕̺̟̤͇͚̘̻͇̪͎̯̮̤̞̫̰̦̤̼̗͈̻̑̒͆͋̐̓̍̎̌̓̏͐̓́̌̓͗͊̊͊͗͌͒̆͗́͋́̋̆̓̾̓͐̈́́̀̎͌͊͂̇̉̿̄̐̄͌͆̑̐̌̋̐̋̒͘̚̚͘͘͜͜͜͜͠͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅȩ̷̢̱̦̻̫͙͓̭̰̩̩̲̗̱̰̙̝̬̤̝̪͇͚̮͔̬̪͈̯̫̦̥̭̺̝̦̟̒̓̈́̓̐́̈̔̊̓̽͂͐̓̽̆̎͘̚͠ͅş̶̨̢̢̡̛̛̞̬̟̬̭̬̦̺̬̱͎̯̗̯͙̫͇͎̭͇̰̞͉̙͙̩̗̫̥̤͈͈̟̻̮͇͓̩̦͖̻̟̻̩͍͖͍͕̰̰̤̬̣͖͔̪͔͉̰̌̎͊̐̈̇̾̀̏͗̄̆́͆̍͂̓̌͒́̔͗̀̍̄̀͑̐̐̀̂̿̿̅́̈́̋̓̽̔̀̏͋̏̑̀̒͛̅͑̉̈́͒̀̆̂̄̄́̾̓̕̕̚̚̕͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅd̶̨̡̧̢͙̲̹͎̖͔̯͔̙̳̤͈̪̲̲̟̙͚̱̬̩͉̗̤̺̝̤̗̦̲͓̰̤̻̠̘̰̩͍̪̣͂̀́̀̓̏̊̽̈́̍̎̄̑͐̄̋̏̄̈̅͛̏̐̀͋̍͋̿̀́͋͆̓̑̄͑͆̑̽̽͛̽̎͑̈́̀̑̒́́̽̑̐̉̿͗̋̊́̃̽̀͗̏̍̆̎͂̒͆͘͘͘̚͘̕̕̕͜͜͝͠͝͠͠͝͠͠͝ͅá̴̧̨̧̡̧̛̛̳̩̬͕̞͍̭̹͔̭͍̙̥͙͎̞͔̣̝̫͕͚̱̟̼̳͙̣̼͙̤̜͚̬̗̦̫̩̩͓̤̪͍͇͍͍͇̺̳͇̹̱͉̼͎̙̮͈͕̇͌̍̽͗̅̈́͆̅̀̄̀̿͆̈́̆̈́͂̌́̔̓̒͋̿̒̑̾̄͌͛̌̄̉͗̃͐̑̅̏͗̓͒͌̆̒̽̾̆͋͘͘̕͜͜͝͠͝͝͝͠͝ỷ̴̡̡̧̨̧̢̛͙̱̘͈̞͈̫̟͖͕̤̯̜̩͙̣͉̝͙̟͓͖̙͇̰̜̼̘̪͕̮͙͉̤̟̘̬̻̝̪̖̭̬̠̦͇̲̱̲͈͎͓̳̗̭̣͔̼̻̟̋̑̄̒̆̿͜ͅͅͅͅͅͅ

Xavier Renegade Angel voice: "Do you know how to get to the Lake?"

How did real human beings make this game

Agent 47 in the cutscenes: I have had everything taken from me and wish to do horrible things to the people who made my life a nightmare

Agent 47 in the game, dressed as a cowboy: No officer the rubber ducky exploded on its own I had nothing to do with it

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You can kill someone with your mind how do you even top this

As of now I've shelved this because I just don't think I was ready for something like this. It's such an interesting and intriguing game and I know when it clicks for me I'm going to love it but there is something really weird and unsettling about this game to me and I just don't think I'm in the right space for it right now. The point of the game is also likely to make you feel that way but I don't think I've ever felt so weirded out by a game the way that this game manages to do so. Barlow is a genius, and the performances and writing here are genuinely next level, but this is like one of the most bad vibes games I've ever played. Everything about it feels rancid and wrong. It was pitched to me by some friends as a game that takes a lot of inspiration from David Lynch thrillers which is obviously right up my ally but the way this game gets under your skin is a little too uncomfortable for me right now. I wasn't ready for it, but I will absolutely return to it when I am.

EDIT: I have completed this since my previous review and it's a pretty high contender for the best game I've ever played

I FEEL TOO MUCH!!! I FEEL TOO MUCH!!!

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Maligula bad as fuck come ON

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Poor guy just wanted a friend :(

I hadn't played this till this year and I knew I was sad they never made a Titanfall 3 but now I'm fucking devastated

2006

Good game to play if you want to be put on a CIA list

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The best and I do mean literal best thing that they have done to make this game the best in the series is that they killed off the absolute most annoying character in the whole series TWICE