51 reviews liked by static_electric


My favorite game of all time. Love everything about it.
Caves rule.

Pikmin 2 but dumbed down for retards. Hours of tutorials and NPC yapping throughout the game. Instead of having 3-4 actually interesting characters with unique personalities and whatnot, this game choses to have 50~ soulless one dimensional golems. Also the main character is not allowed to have a personality because there's a character creator.
Oatchi sucks dick too.

I wanted to like this. After all, the original is my favorite zelda game by a decent margin. Yet, the changes made take away more than they add. The bomber's notebook shoves events in your face, bosses are dumbed down, and the atmosphere feels less suffocating than the original.

nO STOP GIVING ME ANOTHER TUTORIAL

This game is still fantastic, even after all these years. Everything it did has been done again in countless other games, but few can compare to the original king. A truly timeless game brought into a new era with smart changes and improvements.

Was alright. Wouldn't call it amazing or legendary, but it accomplishes what it sets out to do quite well.

A frustrating experience where every attack is a consumable. Hope you didn't accidentally use that unique sticker on a random fight when you need it for a boss/puzzle....

While alright, I never saw what other people did in it. Super Star Saga had more charm, and you can find a better combat system in any JRPG out there.

I really liked what BotW did in theory, but the reality is that the shrines felt too segmented and the dungeons too short. The lack of any truly unique or memorable rewards for most of your exploration discouraged me from finishing the game. The Wii U load times didn't help either .....

Controls are solid and responsive, but holy shit the map is way too big. Overall map design isn't that great either tbh. Rooms aren't really memorable and a lot of exploration just ends up getting you geo instead of anything meaningful.