Drew a wiener on the paper mask the dog wears

Man fuck this game

Cool, but can we not make it Nazis

I do not like Skyrim, but I like the cool stories other people seem to squeeze out of it.

Utterly gutless and just barely Cage's "best" game. Clancy Brown and Bryan Dechart give good performances and I actually liked their dynamic by the end.

Had the CIA guy get his head bashed in and the game still gave me the trophy for having everyone survive lol

About exactly long as it needs to be. I'm not really into the plot it tries to tack on.
Superhot VR is amazing though. If you can, try that out.

Beat Saber is the strongest case for getting myself a VR setup

Every level is a finely tuned clockwork world, but the Paris scenario is maybe one of the most perfectly constructed levels in a game of all time with the sprawling Sapienza estate a close second. What really sets Hitman 2016 over the top is the emergent game play that comes from trying to complete missions with extreme restrictions.

I've put in an embarrassing amount of time into this game because just being a space trucker really appeals to me, but it cannot be overstated how little there is to do beyond taking in the vast emptiness of space.

Holy shit

The level of preparation and luck that the final boss requires is FTL's most glaring flaw, but the journey there is still so good.

This is honestly such a charming idea for a game I'm surprised there aren't tons more like it. It's unfortunately incredibly hard without a guide, but I had a good time getting a decent way into the game.

If you're here to see your good friends from Persona 3 and 4 I'm very sorry they are done so dirty in this. The map making mechanics and combat hit just right though if you're the meticulous type.

Somehow this entry loses some of the previous Hitman's magic. The levels aren't quite as tight and the traditional release model (as opposed to episodic releases) means there's fewer escalations and other modified modes for levels. It's still fantastic, but still nothing quite outdoes the last game's Paris level.