Geniunely though this was going to be very kid-friendly, but it's actually pretty good. And it has Lee in it!
Since I can't see my choices, I'll put them here. Luckily they're all on the Wiki.
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Did you send Reuben away or keep him with you?
>>>66.4% let Reuben get a black eye. (I couldn't let him run away again.)
Did you rescue Lukas or alert Gabriel?
>>>37.2% rescued Lukas. (ALL of us don't need to go and talk to Gabriel. Although I am surprised nobody actually came with me to try and save Lukas.)
Did you try to rescue Petra or Gabriel?
>>>50.8% rescued Gabriel. (He's like... the super warrior, so of course I was going to save him.)
Did you keep Lukas from leaving the shelter?
>>>76.6% convinced Lukas to stay in the shelter. (He's actually very nice and Axel is out of line. Being an asshole for no reason. Plus considering where we are, it felt wrong to let him go by himself.)
Did you choose to seek out Ellegaard or Magnus?
>>>49.3% chose to seek out Magnus. (I didn't want to leave Axel alone with Lukas, honestly.)
What did you name your team?
>>>34.8% of players chose the Order of the Pig. (Just a random pick, but I liked it because it correlated with Reuben.)
Did you threaten Otis, trade with him, or do nothing?
>>>36.4% of players threatened Otis. (Why the fuck would I trade with him? He was going to cook my pig, even though I told him he's mine.)
Did you give Lukas your cookie?
>>>85.6% of players gave Lukas their cookie. (Just because Axel was an asshole.)
Did you build a creeper, a zombie, or an Enderman?
>>>47.6% of players built a Creeper. (Note, I actually didn't say anything here and it was Axel who said they were making a creeper, but for the record, I wanted to make an enderman because Reuben was an enderdragon.)
Did you win the building competition?
>>>58.5% of players didn't win the building competition. (Who cares about a building competition? My pig went missing.)
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