Pretty much exactly what you'd expect: a relaxing simulation of part-time house-cleaning, with just enough engagement to keep you coming back.

To be perfectly frank, this feels more like Portal to me than the original. An undeniable masterpiece in pretty much every regard.

A fun tech demo for the substantially better sequel. That said, Portal has always managed to fly on it's own, and holds up just as well as you'd expect.

The best time I've ever had with an MMO, no contest.

A gruesomely funny, surprisingly solemn foray into smashing things with a sledgehammer. It's best to go into this one blind, without a doubt, but be ready for a twist.

I mean, yeah. This game does exactly what it says on the tin, and does a good job, at that.

You'll probably feel like a real shithead, though.

God, this fuckin' game.

I really want to like No Man's Sky. It's a polished space game, that's for damn sure, but god, it's just SO boring. I can barely bring myself to crack the damn thing open, much less endure an agonizingly long session of very little action and even less fun.

Of the three Monster Prom games, this one is- by far -my favorite. The art direction, dialogue, and multiplayer are as polished as ever, with the undeniable benefit of a more practiced team.

For the truly obscene amount of hype this game got, I couldn't not have been so profoundly disappointed. It's kinda just fine, y'know? People gas it up as the best first-person-shooter of all time, and while it's far from bad, it's kinda just... good.

The sort of sequel that adds to the experience of the first game in pretty much every arena. A fun time, all around.

This is a very solid party game, made all the more entertaining by it's progressively more well-made character designs. That said, the admittedly undeniable sense of style only grows more refined in the two semi-sequels.

A fun park manager that fails to shine without the benefit of DLC: base-game content is lacking, to say the least, and fails to capture the sense of accomplishment this sort of game should inspire.

A masterclass in the quiet, somber horror of grief, one that brought me closer to Grandpas I grew it with.

Wishing New Grandpa all the love and support we can muster as he moves on to bigger and better things! We love Grandpa! Yippee!

I've never experienced a series of games that more accurately captures the sheer manic energy of a mid-80s horror trilogy. Every entry is a new, distinct flavor of horror, made all the more delectable by that undeniably eerie atmosphere.

The boss fights are really the only outright bad part, and even they can be overcome.

I thought this game was pretty solid, for the few days I played it. Definitely more fun with friends, I'd say, and you've really gotta be in the mood for it in the first place.