tridean
at least one in every ten dreams i have take place in this game
REAL review: this is the video game. All other video games have to compete with this one somehow.
REAL review: this is the video game. All other video games have to compete with this one somehow.
2012
oh no!! :((( you killed the poor people by burning them alive because we told you to. you are supposed to feel bad :(( please read the SparkNotes for heart of darkness and don't shut the fuck up ever about this game :((
This is the best 8/10 game of all time.
2002
I wish games would stop being so melodramatic and stupid and start being cool again. I'd give this a 5 for style alone. Also Sega will never ever acknowledge this series or do anything with it ever again because they're a bunch of shitters.
2013
How about this: you can make all the funny haha jokes that you want, but this game is democracy, capital, and soul. Want like 500 point and click grim fandango adventures built into your fucking MMO? Here it is. Want to trade literal stocks? You've got it. This is a game that you do not quit. I don't care if you started playing it in 2004 or 2018. You will think about it every few months and resub. Get fucked. This video game is a PILLAR of the internet and if you disagree you weren't there or it's not for you. There are people that started playing this within the last few years that are engaged with it like it's 2007. And for as much as people think playing efficiently is the norm, you will find that there are droves and droves of new players that will fill you with the same feeling you could get back in the golden era, mostly thanks to the mobile port. Again, fuck you.
This is the best example I can think of for an actual hidden gem. This game has limb damage and mind control in it, and that might be all I need to say about it.
2021
dishonored but kinda not great. annoying dialogue, plays like bioshock 1 but released in 2021.
I feel like a wet rat in a bathtub when I play this game, take that as you will.
2003
Just another quaint little example, a little reminder than the GameCube slaps my stupid little quaking nutsack
Hitman stands in its own category of sandbox, give me more games that play like this please.
2011
If you haven't played this game yet because you think it's like Minecraft or something, you are a little piss baby. This is a metroidvania that lets you dig and place blocks. Unparalleled progression only touched by the likes of Morrowind, by that I mean starting out as a little fart sack and building your way up to shounen protagonist power levels. Play this game you stupid pussy. Even better with friends and on Master mode.
2012
The only thing people remember about Diablo 3 is the one wizard laser spell. Also this game has like 3 stats and looks like it was made by Disney. Also remember the auction house?
I wish I was a little alien observing the sentient monkey people shedding a single well placed tear over the beauty of fitting together falling blocks over pop music and particle effects
I change how I feel about this game every day
2011
Wario Ware shove it up yo own rhythm game ass game. Pintendo needs to do a Wario Ware Gold version of this game for the switch but we live in chump world where that won't happen.