y2keiji
1999
horror games about dads trying to find their daughters my beloved!!!
henry is my pookie i'm sorry i love him so dearly. bro doesn't care about anything. so unbothered.
2023
men (clive) waists be so small like what do you need that small waist for? for other men to grab it? whore
ouuuggg kim
2016
you dont understand how much the boys mean to me sometimes i think a little bit too much about prompto argentum and then i get sad that he isn't real.
you cannot convince me that riku is not in love with sora i'm sorry
2005
this game singlehandedly indoctrinated me into the soriku agenda
head empty but i have written about this game for two university assignments i do indeed have many worms inside my brain
love my little outlaw tamagotchi arthur morgan <3 <3
2019
This review contains spoilers
things i keep thing about from this game
- just. mads mikkelsen. he wishes you happy birthday on your actual birthday and he falls flat on his ass in one scene
- you can use the toilet sitting AND standing
- you kill ghosts with your shower water
- a man literally dies every twenty minutes but don't worry he's fine
- society is completely moneyless and you get paid in likes
- there's a terrorist that orders pizza halfway across the country just to piss you off
- people seem to be able to change their surnames at will. the guy who works at the wind farm is called jake WIND it's so silly
- sandals just. grow on plants.
- when u pee u make a little mushroom
this game is insane and wonderful and addicting and also i now have a nendoroid with mads mikkelsen's likeness who sits on my shelf whilst i play this stupid game.
- just. mads mikkelsen. he wishes you happy birthday on your actual birthday and he falls flat on his ass in one scene
- you can use the toilet sitting AND standing
- you kill ghosts with your shower water
- a man literally dies every twenty minutes but don't worry he's fine
- society is completely moneyless and you get paid in likes
- there's a terrorist that orders pizza halfway across the country just to piss you off
- people seem to be able to change their surnames at will. the guy who works at the wind farm is called jake WIND it's so silly
- sandals just. grow on plants.
- when u pee u make a little mushroom
this game is insane and wonderful and addicting and also i now have a nendoroid with mads mikkelsen's likeness who sits on my shelf whilst i play this stupid game.
2013
so uh. that was a penis.
2017
if i had a nickel for every survival horror game about a dad trying to get his back daughter, who’s named after a flower and is being used for unethical scientific experiments, i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's funny that it happened twice.
2014
playing this at 14 was the beginning of my problematic tendencies and i love it
2015
scared the blue out of my jeans!
2010
if i played this just because norman jayden no i didnt