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While a great throwback to the NES Era of video game, Final Fantasy simply fails to live up to its predecessor Stranger of Paradise, keeping in mind its shortcomings and lack of content this game should've been a DLC bonus for Stranger of Paradise rather than its own standalone title.

Final Fantasy is a total step down in everything, even the combat, and story which was greatly shocking to me as I found those aspects of the original to be phenomenal.
Gone are the complexities of the soul shield system, and in exchange, we have a watered-down job system with a tiring and exhausting turn-based combat system which is a complete insult to everything Stranger of Paradise was.

The story is a complete rehash of Stranger of Paradise with plot points removed, despite the fact this is a sequel which greatly upsets me as the story was one of the best aspects of the original game and a follow up had a lot of potential, yet the execs over at Square care not for artistic integrity but trying to make a quick buck cashing on a massively popular IP which makes it safe to assume that Stranger of Paradise was a lightning in a bottle that they will never be able to capture again.

kazuhichi is hot. i don’t like how silly the story is compared to game 1 but i still enjoyed it. why does walking around the map feel like garbage.

i hate to be the one to say it but Byakuya is like. super hot.

you can learn everything there is to know about dragon quest in 30 minutes, and after a hundred hours, it can still surprise you.

I am possessed of the unshakeable belief that one can tell exactly how good a platformer will be by simply pressing the jump button, but ignoring that test and pushing onward in Donkey Kong Country ultimately proved that I am infallible

sorry haters, the controls own actually

The definitive answer to the question "why should I spend $60 on a 'metroidvania' when Hollow Knight exists?"

I don't know how this game is so good when it's made out of the two worst things white people invented: colonialism and music festivals

franziska von karma is hot. would probably be my favourite game in the series if it was not for the third case

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