Ander_64
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Pokémon Go
2016
This review contains spoilers
I play Pokémon GO every day
I play Pokémon GO
I play Pokémon GO every day
I play Pokémon GO
When I wake up, I'm grabbing my phone
I wanna catch 'em all
I wanna play Pokémon
All day long, all day long
I play Pokémon GO every day
I play Pokémon GO
I play Pokémon GO every day
I play Pokémon GO
I play Pokémon GO every day
I play Pokémon GO
I play Pokémon GO
I play Pokémon GO every day
I play Pokémon GO
When I wake up, I'm grabbing my phone
I wanna catch 'em all
I wanna play Pokémon
All day long, all day long
I play Pokémon GO every day
I play Pokémon GO
I play Pokémon GO every day
I play Pokémon GO
I play Pokémon GO every day
I play Pokémon GO
Metroid Dread
2021
Where am I again?
Oh right, review. Yeah Samus is hot. My favorite part was when she drained those bird guys dry. Now if only she could do that to me… that’d be great.
Living in a dumpster isn’t very fun…
Oh right, review. Yeah Samus is hot. My favorite part was when she drained those bird guys dry. Now if only she could do that to me… that’d be great.
Living in a dumpster isn’t very fun…
peter
Shin Megami Tensei V
2021
Of course you have blue hair and pronouns.
Future Zelda gets rescued by Link and instead of sex, she sends him back in time to relive his shitty childhood?! Fucking bullshit.
4 stars.
4 stars.
Sonic CD
2011
Sonic CDeez Nuts... fuck, I'm typing these as quick as I can, but the voices won't stop getting closer.
This cardboard box isn't gonna last.
This cardboard box isn't gonna last.
Super Mario Galaxy
2007
Tsukihime
2000
He just like me fr
Tsukihime
2000
Men will literally do anything except go to therapy
Shrek
2001
Shrek is the most relatable protagonist in all of media. Wants to be left alone, doesn't want to pay taxes, just wants to eat and drink and not have to raise some stupid shitty kid who calls you the N-word over Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 Multiplayer that you still play in the year 2021.
Shrek is the example of what modern manhood should be. He is the greatest being to have ever been created.
I am Shrek, and I hope that one day, I won't have to pay child support or run from the law anymore.
Shrek is the example of what modern manhood should be. He is the greatest being to have ever been created.
I am Shrek, and I hope that one day, I won't have to pay child support or run from the law anymore.