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Scalebound
TBD
Add sex
Garten of Banban 2
2023
this has better voice acting than neon white
i love nucksack tiny ophila bird and kazuhira miller basketball
i love nucksack tiny ophila bird and kazuhira miller basketball
Garten of Banban
2023
I LOVE GARTEN OF BANBAN
I LOVE ALL THE CHARACTERS
JUMBO HOSH, BANBAN, OPILA BIRD, CAPTIN FIGGLES (THE PURPLE ONE) (THE ORANGE ONE) (GIRL BANBAN)
I LOVE ALL THE CHARACTERS
JUMBO HOSH, BANBAN, OPILA BIRD, CAPTIN FIGGLES (THE PURPLE ONE) (THE ORANGE ONE) (GIRL BANBAN)
My first handjob was from a girl wearing a frog puppet on a school bus. Later that day I churned out the last six or so hours of this game. I've finished in two different ways on the same day multiple times since, but this one was special.
Extreme Paintbrawl
1998
The Red Hot Chili Peppers of games.
Melatonin
2022
rhythm heaven for white american women that smoke weed and listen to clairo
Portal
2007
robot tells me to kill myself
Far Cry 3
2012
Tbh
damn her boobs r crazy
damn her boobs r crazy
This review was written before the game released
I'll release the game when my BG&E review gets enough likes.
-mr ubisoft
-mr ubisoft
I HAVE AUTISM / POSITIVE
Goat Simulator
2014
What the fuck. GOAT SIMULATOR???? What the hell, Ubisoft. This is crazy. What are they going to think of next????
Overwatch 2
2022
as an owner of a prepaid phone plan i sadly cannot play this, if anybody would be so kind as to leave your phone number down below so i can try it out i'd appreciate it (WOMEN ONLY) 😁😁👇👇👇👇👇
Knuckles suicide attempt rawest scene in the series.
Tomb Raider
1996
Yeah I gave it a 4 1/2, fight me. "ooh it aged bad," i will Kill You.
Played on PC, I loved it on Saturn but the save crystals ramp the challenge up to ferocious heights in a game that's already hard with save scumming. I Love This Shit, games that require practice and mastery of their controls and systems are my jam. Tomb Raider works on such a consistent set of rules that by the end game you can eyeball a room and figure out where you can and can't move.
Also the variety of locales is incredible, I'd recommend playing just to see the crazy ass final levels.
The story is great, Lara is just a callous villain who is purely out for herself, she is incapable of introspection or finding a deeper meaning in her actions and I love her for it. She spots a fucking T-Rex roaming the earth? She draws. She doesn't give a fuck.
Recommended for cool good looking people, ugly people who smell will not enjoy it.
Played on PC, I loved it on Saturn but the save crystals ramp the challenge up to ferocious heights in a game that's already hard with save scumming. I Love This Shit, games that require practice and mastery of their controls and systems are my jam. Tomb Raider works on such a consistent set of rules that by the end game you can eyeball a room and figure out where you can and can't move.
Also the variety of locales is incredible, I'd recommend playing just to see the crazy ass final levels.
The story is great, Lara is just a callous villain who is purely out for herself, she is incapable of introspection or finding a deeper meaning in her actions and I love her for it. She spots a fucking T-Rex roaming the earth? She draws. She doesn't give a fuck.
Recommended for cool good looking people, ugly people who smell will not enjoy it.
Panzer Dragoon Saga
1998
Have my same copy I got for Christmas back in 98.
It's good to know I'll be able to cover the bills of a medical emergency, thanks America!
It's good to know I'll be able to cover the bills of a medical emergency, thanks America!