If this game was a person I'd beat the shit out of it.

Alright, who's the funny guy who made this?

It's going to finally come out and still have a trailer at every fucking game show.

DEtroid haha

Love this hotel, the staff was amazing, will be coming back for sure.

Listen kid I don't have much time, the level design is all straight ro-

This game is so at odds with itself, it wants to be Kiryu's final chapter but also wants to cash in on that yakuza 0 newcomer boom. So what you end with is a game with a primarily fresh cast, that's isolated from the rest of the series. The ending attempts to bring some closure to Kiryu's saga, but it really just feels thrown in there. There's so much left unsaid between so many of these characters that I just can't really get behind the decision.

https://imgur.com/VOvM1iG

I had fun doing a casual run, it was a cute, short, jammin adventure with a bad framerate and sometimes annoying camera. Then it asked me to get almost every gold card in the game, so I did and it was sort of a pain but I still would've given this game 3 stars. The final levels you get, however, are horrible. They require frustratingly accurate bomb placement and hold the most annoying enemies in the entire game. Those final levels broke me, and I will never be the same again.

I paid to SKIP this.

Gay socialist game

This game sucks peter testicles

I do be waking up like this sometimes

Folsense off the perc after this one 😂😂