i get the uncomfortable impression that wario smells really fucking bad

okay confession time i would beat the shit out of stinky pete in sandbox mode cus of the shit he did in the toy story 2 movie despite him in the sandbox mode being a god loving law abiding citizen. yea he smokes grass, skips class and eats ass but he's still a christian.

if you used the mii character online you have no personality

NICE VIDEO game miyamoto!!!! now do it again 4 times it wont get old haha.

yeaaahahh sonic is as titalating to the man boobs as ever!!! cowabunga dude!!!! out of the way dork!!!!!!! move over for eyes!!!!! watch out pointdexter!!!!! radical dude!!!!

yea when u have to randomly burn bush #7,391 to progress the game is really fun a challenging. fuck you what a lie of the century. when miyamoto san invented the chain link metal apparatus and zelda he wasnt kiddin about how you and link are "linked" cus the one in game cant fuckin do shit without a walkthrough.

uh yea nice try bill gates but im not going to buy the bugatti booger color pack for $19.99 make that shit look like hotwheels lol. nice game though.

multiplayer is unbalanced since atlas is so much cooler than pbody that the friend you're co-oping with will quit out of jealousy.

WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T LOOK UP LUIGI'S MANSION LUIGI SAVE ICON!!!

this game sucks dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roguelite roguelike roguesimilar roguesomewhat rogueshut the fuck up i dont care anymore. oh uh yea so enter my butthole is a fun shooter game where you run around as a little insignificant play figure where everything takes 300 gajillion shots to kill but u die if a table looks at you funny.

a classic hidden gem of the Nintendo DS TM symbol line up of video games made for the macorni artist in all of us. lets be real though, however many peni you choose to sculpt out of the metaphorical marble that is the spunchbop drawn to life extended universe medium is wasted artistic potential and you'd frankly be better off picking your nose and wiping the booger on a piece of printer paper specifically from walmart.

monster hunter is one of the few game series to have such consistently horrible game design flaws in it's terrible pacing, inability to explain mechanics to the player, unfair fights, and yet have the core gameplay be so amazing and addictive that it's still so good anyway.

aw hell nah spunchbop got that goofy goober combo