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this is what every sewerslvt fan looks like
Plok
1993
Not many people know this but a good soundtrack doesn't usually elevate the experience of a bad game
Portal with RTX
2022
STOP DOING HYPER REALISM
VIDEO GAMES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE REAL LIFE
YEARS OF SO CALLED TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENT YET NO REAL WORLD USE FOUND IN MAKING A GAME HAVE MORE REALISTIC VISUAL AESTHETICS THAN METAL GEAR SOLID 4
Wanted to look better anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that, it was called "ART DIRECTION"
"Yes give me SLIGHTLY more smudges on that brown stained floor, give me slightly more lighting that completely destroys the art style at the cost of taking HALF A YEAR from my graphics card's life expectancy." - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged.
Look at what NVidia and it's mafia of bitcoin miners have been demanding your money all this time, with all the decades worth of beautiful low spec games in your backlog.
???????????
"Hello I would like my games to run and look worse please"
They have played us for absolute fools.
VIDEO GAMES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE REAL LIFE
YEARS OF SO CALLED TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENT YET NO REAL WORLD USE FOUND IN MAKING A GAME HAVE MORE REALISTIC VISUAL AESTHETICS THAN METAL GEAR SOLID 4
Wanted to look better anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that, it was called "ART DIRECTION"
"Yes give me SLIGHTLY more smudges on that brown stained floor, give me slightly more lighting that completely destroys the art style at the cost of taking HALF A YEAR from my graphics card's life expectancy." - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged.
Look at what NVidia and it's mafia of bitcoin miners have been demanding your money all this time, with all the decades worth of beautiful low spec games in your backlog.
???????????
"Hello I would like my games to run and look worse please"
They have played us for absolute fools.
Bugsnax
2020
Bugsnax is shit
Neon White
2022
some dude who's favorite game is a JRPG with a 20 minute skit about accidentally groping a girl: "the writing is pretty cringe"
Gal*Gun
2011
what 2 atomic bombs does to a mf
Skull and Bones
2024
this game is like one of those fake games you'd see someone in a TV show playing.
I'm never taking suggestions from /v/ again.
"HEY!I Get your fat-ass out of the way!"
'ASS"? I think you meant my awesome fat tits, you cocksucker!"
These two pieces of dialogue taken straight from the game completely sum up this game's writing. It's like they tried to make Sonic Colors an adult-oriented sitcom
'ASS"? I think you meant my awesome fat tits, you cocksucker!"
These two pieces of dialogue taken straight from the game completely sum up this game's writing. It's like they tried to make Sonic Colors an adult-oriented sitcom
what if Silent Hill was your phone????? have u ever thought that social media is bad?? teenage girls wouldn't be bullies online if they just went shopping. maybe if they watched Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within on a big tasty plasma TV, that'd work too.
If Dark Souls 2 has a million haters, then I am one of them. If Dark Souls 2 has ten haters, then I am one of them. If Dark Souls 2 has only one hater then that is me. If Dark Souls 2 has no haters, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is with Dark Souls 2, then I am against the world.
Cave Story+
2011
how to like Cave Story+ while also not supporting Nicalis:
1. pirate it
1. pirate it
Undertale
2015
If you let Tumblr fandoms ruin a game for you, you need to grow up.
Resident Evil 5
2009
Played on GFWL with a kid from Japan. It somehow timed perfectly that I played with them after my school finished. He couldn't speak english well so no voice chat. Communication was only through like the four preset gestures but somehow worked perfectly. They would always spam the "thank you" gesture after we got through difficult fights. After we finished the campaign, a message popped up from them. It was just "thank you" in english. Made me tear up.
Scrapyard Dog
1991
"It's often cited as the best platform game on the Lynx." -Atari 50: The Anniversary Celebration
God help us all.
God help us all.