The first 45 minutes of this game felt great! And then it basically evolved into a gacha game

At one point in my life, I was training to, and failed to, become an Olympic athlete. Every time I got on the balance board, this game told me I was overweight burgeoning on obese, and needed to make some lifestyle changes to bring my weight down. I had 4% body fat.

Hoola hooping was fun though

I'm glad there was a disclaimer about books - otherwise, I would have just listened to Frog Detective and burned all of my books. It's a confusing world out there!

Easily the weakest Animal Crossing - frankly because it required you to sit down and play it on a console. I'm glad they took the lessons from the City and implemented them into New Leaf - but I feel like there's a chance they could bring that concept back and expand it even further in future iterations.

My friends didn't end up playing it with me - therefore I had way less fun with this one than I did with Vermintide

A very early introduction to the indie genre for me (alongside Bastion) - it contributed to my love of narrative and light puzzling in a game, but looking back it was just alright and I have no desire to ever revisit it.

I don't have anything to say about this game, but I did like it!

Dopamine Junk Food/10

"Trust me, mother's idea of horizon broadening is a lot of fights walking home from a lot of jazz tap lessons."

Didn't enjoy this one but I absolutely understand why people do. Doesn't seem fair to leave a rating.

I have a ton of fun playing Halo Infinite Multiplayer at a very casual level. Unfortunately, every third match crashes my Steam Deck, requiring a hard reset. As a game offered natively on Steam, this is unacceptable.

Hey guys don't worry - I'm just playing solitaire so that my horse can run faster, like we all do!

Something is charming about a golf video game making video game-themed putt-putt courses. Somehow, that's not even the most charming aspect of the game. At the end of the day, this is an iOS game and I just struggle to have as much fun with a pickup and play style game as I do with a PC or Console experience

I wanted to love this game so much - What The Golf is one of the best mobile games I've ever played. This one, while very funny, is brutal to play at times. Levels are longer than in golf which already adds to the frustration of a game meant to be chaotic. The overworld navigation is brutal. The only redeeming factor here is getting to see the silly car animations - and that novelty wears off after the first time.

Glad I finally got a chance to play this game. It is a tight, 8-hour package with witty physical and written humor. This game's RPG combat sets the other end of the "Battles take a literal second" to "every battle is a boss battle" continuum. Going to either extreme is good, so that's a credit to this game. I think I'm ok without Geno in smash though.