Conqueror
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Moral of the story: Have sex with your aunt.
2023
The mechanics are rock solid but everything else surrounding it is either bland (like the music) or just completely unappealing to me (like the attempt to turn Street Fighter into a single player open world RPG in the World Tour)
The contrast between what people say this game is like and what it's actually like is very funny.
Still a pretty fun game though.
Still a pretty fun game though.
Wouldn't really be able to rate every ch individually so this is for the entire thing I thought it was very epic.
2023
Don't particularly care for the bosses or having to go through stages again to get more money if you didn't get enough toppings on the first run but a pretty fun game overall, movement and level design feel great and there aesthetics and music are very well done.
2022
Writing is pretty obnoxious a fair bit of the time but it's a fairly decent FPS, weapons feel pretty creative and have extra abilities that can be fun to mess around with. Whether you could enjoy it depends on how much you can just tune out.
Tranzit is the worst fucking map in COD Zombies history.
Don't let people fool you this version is still bad.
This review contains spoilers
There's a quest where the khan of a nomadic clan you are trying to convince to name you the prophesised reincarnation of an ancient Dunmer hero by tricking him into thinking a slave girl you bought and gave some fancy clothes to is actually nobility of one of the provinces great houses.
It still has some of the good role playing systems of morrowind but it's kneecapped by the broken level scaling that turns all the enemies into damage sponges and the ability to fast travel to all the cities from the start (on that note the world map absolutely sucks as well)
2021
Pure lizard brain "number go up" shit.
2012
People say it's intentionally bad or whatever but honestly as linear 7th gen shooter campaigns go it's one of the better designed ones.
2017
Overhated, basically just colours but more mediocre.
I'm not a big fan of parries and it has questionable balance but there is a lot to like about it.