DeviantPuppy
"All you had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!"
Well all YOU had to do, was leave the fucking originals on Steam, Rockstar you stupid fucks.
Well all YOU had to do, was leave the fucking originals on Steam, Rockstar you stupid fucks.
I think this game made me want to be a skater but my parents said no. So now I'm just a fucking poser that dresses like he hasn't left the early 2000s.
Fuck Activision.
Fuck Activision.
My mom and I would just spam E. Honda and see who would win. I think she won more because I was 4.
2002
I think this game understood the concept of love.
God Tier childhood game
1993
I played this with Caramelldansen looping in the background. My friends were very concerned.
2003
I only remembered this game existed because I heard the Enter the Dragon theme on YouTube and realized Kung Fu Chaos didn't actually have an original menu theme. I seriously thought the theme belonged to Ninja Theory and that they didn't steal it from WB.
2017
My mom won't play bomberman with me anymore and it's making me sad. Is it cause I'm older and might beat her more?
I saw the ending of Episode III here before the movie. I didn't wanna watch Episode III's ending because of how I saw it here.
2016
- Giant hecking robots ✅
- Wallrunning ✅
- Sliding ✅
- Fast movement for impatient crackheads like me ✅
- THICC THIGHS ✅
- Robot waifus ✅
- Vipers ✅
- Pipes ✅
- 5x5 ✅
- Ringing in your ears ✅
- Rendy Gaming fires away in this G.100 Kraber montage ✅
Is this game on sale? Buy it. Not on sale? Buy it. Don't like FPS games? Buy it. Don't have a system to play on? Buy it.
- Wallrunning ✅
- Sliding ✅
- Fast movement for impatient crackheads like me ✅
- THICC THIGHS ✅
- Robot waifus ✅
- Vipers ✅
- Pipes ✅
- 5x5 ✅
- Ringing in your ears ✅
- Rendy Gaming fires away in this G.100 Kraber montage ✅
Is this game on sale? Buy it. Not on sale? Buy it. Don't like FPS games? Buy it. Don't have a system to play on? Buy it.
2007
You can't Woohoo in this game.
2009
I love my dommy mommy witch that tells me I'm a bad boy.
I was severely disappointed when I found out this wasn’t 3D
I should go play this game again. Because if my memories serve me well, this is not a good game.
2017
It's Fortnite. That's a loss in my book.