"I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIIIIGGHT"

I really suck at this game.

I remember calling out my dad for playing as the girl character cause I just assumed he thought she was hot.

I mean, she was. Wait was she? Lemme check.

okay. yeah I guess she was. It's okay, dad. You can admit it. I don't judge.

I asked my dad why I couldn't swing to the ground and I got mad when he couldn't give me an answer. I was a stupid kid. Still not as good as Spider-Man 2.

Fuck Activision.

I looked up a swimsuit mod for Zero Suit and looked up Zelda's skirt when I was 9. I haven't been the same since.

Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.

My mom and dad beat me at this game a lot.

Apparently I played I Love Rock and Roll by Joan Jett 20 times in one sitting. It's a 3 minute song which means I played the song for an hour. Am I okay?

It was fun when quarantine started.

I hate all my friends. Except the one that gifted me this.

Halo Reach > Halo 3. Fight me.

(Actually don't. I'll probably lose)

11/23/21: I guess running around guns blazing while leaping from rooftop to rooftop still upholds the masquerade.

It's a fun game for a bit but, eh. Might not come back to it.

Update, 5/8/22: I like this game now.

Waiting for Cia to clap her thighs on my face and suffocate me.

Why is this still not on Switch?