DeviantPuppy
"All you had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!"
Well all YOU had to do, was leave the fucking originals on Steam, Rockstar you stupid fucks.
Well all YOU had to do, was leave the fucking originals on Steam, Rockstar you stupid fucks.
I think this game made me want to be a skater but my parents said no. So now I'm just a fucking poser that dresses like he hasn't left the early 2000s.
Fuck Activision.
Fuck Activision.
My mom and I would just spam E. Honda and see who would win. I think she won more because I was 4.
2002
I think this game understood the concept of love.
1993
I played this with Caramelldansen looping in the background. My friends were very concerned.
God Tier childhood game
2007
You can't Woohoo in this game.
2009
I love my dommy mommy witch that tells me I'm a bad boy.
2017
My mom won't play bomberman with me anymore and it's making me sad. Is it cause I'm older and might beat her more?
2016
- Giant hecking robots ✅
- Wallrunning ✅
- Sliding ✅
- Fast movement for impatient crackheads like me ✅
- THICC THIGHS ✅
- Robot waifus ✅
- Vipers ✅
- Pipes ✅
- 5x5 ✅
- Ringing in your ears ✅
- Rendy Gaming fires away in this G.100 Kraber montage ✅
Is this game on sale? Buy it. Not on sale? Buy it. Don't like FPS games? Buy it. Don't have a system to play on? Buy it.
- Wallrunning ✅
- Sliding ✅
- Fast movement for impatient crackheads like me ✅
- THICC THIGHS ✅
- Robot waifus ✅
- Vipers ✅
- Pipes ✅
- 5x5 ✅
- Ringing in your ears ✅
- Rendy Gaming fires away in this G.100 Kraber montage ✅
Is this game on sale? Buy it. Not on sale? Buy it. Don't like FPS games? Buy it. Don't have a system to play on? Buy it.
I was severely disappointed when I found out this wasn’t 3D
2023
> Wacky junkyard guitar guy lies on job application
> disrupts production line
> assaults employees
> kidnaps head of security
> murders higher ups
> disrupts concert
> causes family drama
> causes billions of dollars in property damage
> refuses to elaborate further
> leaves
> disrupts production line
> assaults employees
> kidnaps head of security
> murders higher ups
> disrupts concert
> causes family drama
> causes billions of dollars in property damage
> refuses to elaborate further
> leaves
I should go play this game again. Because if my memories serve me well, this is not a good game.
A $60 album that comes with a free fighting game. I guess the fighting game is good?
2002
Memories of playing this with my dad.
I miss you, dad <3
I miss you, dad <3