I lost my Diamond cartridge and all the legendaries on it. I am sad.

I asked my dad why I couldn't swing to the ground and I got mad when he couldn't give me an answer. I was a stupid kid. Still not as good as Spider-Man 2.

Fuck Activision.

It was fun when quarantine started.

I get gaslighted enough at home but this game is still fun.

Never made it past the first dementor. Got too scared.

It was like Halo, but on the WII. Too bad I didn't play it much.

I remember calling out my dad for playing as the girl character cause I just assumed he thought she was hot.

I mean, she was. Wait was she? Lemme check.

okay. yeah I guess she was. It's okay, dad. You can admit it. I don't judge.

Game probably hasn't aged well. But I still liked it. And flirting with park guests.

I appreciate the thought of my dad sending me this game. But I don't think it was any good looking back. I love you dad.

"I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIIIIGGHT"

I really suck at this game.

I looked up a swimsuit mod for Zero Suit and looked up Zelda's skirt when I was 9. I haven't been the same since.

Killing zombies. That's it. If that's not fun, that's your problem.

Did I like this game because I thought Nina was hot?

probably.

My mom and dad beat me at this game a lot.

Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.