I didn't know running over people with a literal tank still abides by a "no killing" rule.

I hate all my friends. Except the one that gifted me this.

2018

I'm sad that Aphrodite isn't real because I think I need a goddess like her in my life to tell me everything is going to be okay.

Also the game is pretty good I guess

"Cover mechanic, huh?"
Why didn't this game get a sequel :(

I love my dommy mommy witch that tells me I'm a bad boy.

From the creators of the acclaimed Bayonetta, Metal Gear Rising, and NieR: Automata, comes their first attempt at ruining all other Third Person Shooters for me.

Did they deliver?

Yes. Now I live in disappointment that I can't flip of out cover in Gears of War or something.

- Giant hecking robots ✅
- Wallrunning ✅
- Sliding ✅
- Fast movement for impatient crackheads like me ✅
- THICC THIGHS ✅
- Robot waifus ✅
- Vipers ✅
- Pipes ✅
- 5x5 ✅
- Ringing in your ears ✅
- Rendy Gaming fires away in this G.100 Kraber montage ✅

Is this game on sale? Buy it. Not on sale? Buy it. Don't like FPS games? Buy it. Don't have a system to play on? Buy it.