Dhoom
2012
this had a mass effect 3 times larger than the first two on my sexuality
i need a krogan gf
i will cure her genophage
i need a salarian gf
i will fertilize her eggs
i need a kai leng gf
i can fix her
i need a krogan gf
i will cure her genophage
i need a salarian gf
i will fertilize her eggs
i need a kai leng gf
i can fix her
2010
this had a mass effect 2 on my sexuality, i really want to reclaim rannoch for my wife tali
2007
this had a mass effect on my sexuality, i can only get hard for sexy blue aliens
2024
streamer game
2024
she rise on my ronin till i deluxe edition
the best samurai game not named nioh 2, ghost of sucksucker is garbage in comparison
the best samurai game not named nioh 2, ghost of sucksucker is garbage in comparison
2024
dragon's dogma 1.3
it's like they forgot to add enemy variety, new good vocations, engaging boss battles, good music, varied combat styles, an intriguing plot, and a plethora of good enemies to fight.
amazing how a game from 12 years ago is better than the modern day sequel we've been waiting over a decade for.
great job itsuno you fucking hack
it's like they forgot to add enemy variety, new good vocations, engaging boss battles, good music, varied combat styles, an intriguing plot, and a plethora of good enemies to fight.
amazing how a game from 12 years ago is better than the modern day sequel we've been waiting over a decade for.
great job itsuno you fucking hack
all those people who bitched and moaned about XIII being hallways were in the wrong, as usual.
hallways are way better than shitty open spaces
hallways are way better than shitty open spaces
this game could learn a thing or two from genshin impact about how to design an open world, and a few things from honkai star rail on how to make good graphics.
at least the music is serviceable i guess.
at least the music is serviceable i guess.
2024
An unnecessary remake of a game that didn't really need one, but a welcome change nonetheless.
Absolutely not worth $70 though, especially without the answer
Pro's: New music, most of it bad, refined gameplay that's too easy
Cons: New voice acting, all of it bad, characters aren't corpulent enough
Wait for a sale
Absolutely not worth $70 though, especially without the answer
Pro's: New music, most of it bad, refined gameplay that's too easy
Cons: New voice acting, all of it bad, characters aren't corpulent enough
Wait for a sale
Dragalia Lost so Relink could be found
2022
Shirow Miwa's designs are wasted in this painfully mediocre cash-grab.
Ringo controls like a car which is funny for the first 5 minutes, then you turn around and the entire game crashes.
Could be worse, like Persona 3, I suppose.
Ringo controls like a car which is funny for the first 5 minutes, then you turn around and the entire game crashes.
Could be worse, like Persona 3, I suppose.
2024
Tired from a long day at work, the Nintendo fan's tired mother returns home to a household. Dread in her voice, she calls to the basement.
"Did you run the dishwasher" she said into the abyss, drearily
"GameFreak", called a tired voice from the basement
She breathed a sigh of relief. She knew the dishes were washed.
"Did you run the dishwasher" she said into the abyss, drearily
"GameFreak", called a tired voice from the basement
She breathed a sigh of relief. She knew the dishes were washed.
2016
least interesting dark souls game, large step down from 2 and doesn't come close to 1
this game really makes you feel like a dragon
kinda middling until the last couple chapters
kinda middling until the last couple chapters
The best platinum game and one of the most raw soundtracks to ever grace an action game