Dizzy
2019
Cant drive my car straight up a cliff. Thanks a fucking ton Kojima.
2005
No way, "bro"
1996
I only remembered to rate this game because my friends love it
2003
Well this game sucked. Wonder if they'll make a third one
2019
I spent half of this game building an anatomical model of a human out of scattered parts that always felt wayyyy too scattered.
Yeah this is just Silent Hill's cryptic puzzles with no pay off.
Just stay home.
Yeah this is just Silent Hill's cryptic puzzles with no pay off.
Just stay home.
Captain Price's beard looks really weird depending on what angle you look at it. Had to dock two stars for that. The games OK I guess.
Some people fuck at funerals, I play video games about cutting off heads.
2014
Well.... Did he?
2015
Awful story. How did Brad become a little girl? Is this explained? Hello???
2017
Breath Of the Wild but Mario
HOLY SHIT
2016
Wouldn't it be funny if I said the thing the game wanted me to say?
2019
He sure is
I feel like I've played this game before for some reason...
I only remembered to rate this game because my friends hate it