Things I've Done in Games That Made Me Feel Kinda Bad

I mean I get they're just "ones and zeros" but I still have a heart. Minor to major spoilers occasionally. May update if I recall or commit more atrocities.

Assassin's Creed Valhalla
Assassin's Creed Valhalla
Raiding and pillaging innocent villages on the coastline
Astral Chain
Astral Chain
Dropping that kid's ice cream
BlazBlue: Cross Tag Battle
BlazBlue: Cross Tag Battle
Hitting these high school children with ASTRAL FINISHes
Blitz: The League II
Blitz: The League II
The internal views of the injuries I'm causing to somebody
Bushido Blade 2
Bushido Blade 2
Hitting the opponent in the leg and watching them drag their bum limb as they try to finish the fight.
Dirt 4
Dirt 4
Anytime I crash because it's not just my faceless protagonist rolling 15 times down a hill, I have a codriver
Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 2
Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 2
Blasting the child characters with world-busting level ki attacks
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Accidentally hitting companions with spells or arrows
Infamous 2
Infamous 2
Accidentally restraining civilians that needed healing
Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning
Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning
Chokeslamming a sprite into the ground and stabbing it five times
The Last Blade 2
The Last Blade 2
Cutting Hibiki in half
Legends of Wrestling II
Legends of Wrestling II
Punching all these old wrestlers with heart issues in the chest
Lost Judgment
Lost Judgment
I palmstruck a guy in the chest and he hit a wall so hard he fully bent in half, like he headbutted his own crotch.
Mario Kart 8
Mario Kart 8
hitting babies with fireballs
Marvel's Spider-Man
Marvel's Spider-Man
Blasting no-name petty thugs with manhole covers right in the head, for sure overkill.
Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales
Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales
Electric punching guys into other things also charged with electricity. If they didn't die they definitely are never the same after.
Need for Speed: The Run
Need for Speed: The Run
There's a racer in The Run you have to beat named "Carlos" who it mentions in his loading screen bio he entered with his brothers to use the prize money to give his wife and kid a better life. He deserves the money way more than the asshole you play as.
NHL Hitz Pro
NHL Hitz Pro
Body-checking guys through glass
Persona 4 Golden
Persona 4 Golden
Promising to spend time with a character to their face and then forgetting to
Red Dead Redemption 2
Red Dead Redemption 2
Having to mercy kill a deer I didn't hit clean
Sleeping Dogs
Sleeping Dogs
The sound it makes when Wei Shen breaks a guy's leg
SSX 3
SSX 3
Coldcocking Griff in the head for turbo
Star Wars Battlefront II
Star Wars Battlefront II
Force choking an Ewok
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's Tag Force 5
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's Tag Force 5
there's a girl you can duel and if you beat her she cries

1 Comment


2 years ago

the rdr2 mercy kill is a lot - those animals are so pathetic when they're on the ground just laying there


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