A game so good that they gave up making new fucking Metroid games for nearly 10 years.

The Water Temple is actually good and if you disagree you have a small penis. I’m sorry.

Dark Souls but for Hot Topic shoppers.

Undertale but for actual gamers.

I’ve explored the wilderness in this game more than my own backyard.

The best Star Wars rip off of all time.

The best Zelda game for patient people and Bill Murray fans.