I also had this as a kid before dumbbaby had this as a kid

As a wise clown once said, “What the Hell was that?!”

If you were a kid back in 2004 seeing this 3D flash game, it’d blow your fucking mind. Now? It just blows.

I’m too busy drooling over Satan to even pay attention to the ga-awww, fuck I lost.

People have to be literally neurodivergent or a minor to giving this classic 3 and a half stars.

This game reminds me of the movie Dougal starring Whoopi Goldberg. Yup, no context. Take that as you will.

Ocarina of Time, but Young Link looks like he’s starving to death. Seriously, why is he so skinny??

My first experience with this game was a kiddie ride at the mall which had Cowboy Mario jailed in a van. 4/5.

The best first person shooter on the N64.

I wish they would patch Jon Tron back in.

“3 and a half Superman ice cream scoops outta five.”
- John Lennon

The Super Show knew what it was doin’ when it lifted everything from this game.

Literally some of the best character writing in thr series, but it’s not Thousand Year Door so I guess it’s the worst thing ever made by a human.