The best Zelda game for patient people and Bill Murray fans.

The best Star Wars rip off of all time.

I’ve explored the wilderness in this game more than my own backyard.

Undertale but for actual gamers.

Dark Souls but for Hot Topic shoppers.

The Water Temple is actually good and if you disagree you have a small penis. I’m sorry.

A game so good that they gave up making new fucking Metroid games for nearly 10 years.

A horror game for arthouse students, wife beaters and simps alike.

The most disappointing game of all swine.

The easiest 2D Mario yet somehow still the best one.

This puts other game compilations to shame.

The best 3D Mario you’ve never played.

I’m gay for Sylvando. And you shall be too.

This game fucked your wife into next tuesday

Would be better if the team wasn’t so toxic and indecisive on the direction of the project.