52 Reviews liked by EllieEmporium


very thankful switch online just tells friends i'm playing "nintendo 64" so they can imagine it's something good rather than logging hour 100 on this piece of shit

always saw this as the weaker predecessor to two better games i'd rather be playing (ocarina and link between worlds) but y'know what, it's not half bad! dungeon design, music and combat hold up well and once you adjust to how arcade-y it feels comparatively to later zeldas, it's a pretty engrossing world to kill a couple hours in.

majority of its female characters being collectable dungeon trinkets to get "rescued" and then leave forever is still extremely cringe, tho. minus half a star right there.

what being a woman feels like. in h̶e̶l̶l̶ h̶e̶a̶v̶e̶n̶ hell all we will do is hurt

feels like how i imagined sex would (mostly accurate)

why don't men dress like this anymore

not me at 16 thinking i could relate to the narrator bc i was such an "artist" or a "critic". girl, you have a personality disorder

how do you even rate something like this? guess i could list its "objective" "problems" and issues of pacing, kinda jank dlc and occasionally unfair platforming but who even cares. nothing does what hollow knight does as well as it does it. nothing feels like hollow knight. five stars, fuck it

"spacewar was the first video game" mfs when i challenge them to a 1v1 on tennis for two: 😮

love mega man's cute lil glancing around in the level select. that's game design, baby

splash woman call me anytime

the kind of game a villain would create, in order to enact schemes

the extreme variance in how much damage a bullet does is the funniest part of this series' lore by far

guts man would be a qanon guy i think

not against more representation but i think they should make original pink characters instead of changing white ones that exist :/