Clearly you dont own a gamecube controller

Play Dragon Quest IX

They're masterworks all you cant go wrong

Adam Howden: "Throwback to recording XC Definitive Edition; Shulk & Melia spot a glowing vulva opening up in the sky."

Play Dragon Quest IX

Play Dragon Quest

This is the game of all time
The most polished combat system
Infinite replayability with the grotto system
Phenomenal multiplayer that allows you to play almost the entire game with friends

Play Dragon Quest IX

Play Dragon Quest IX

Play Dragon Quest IX

Play Dragon Quest IX

Play Dragon Quest IX

Play Dragon Quest IX

Play Dragon Quest IX