It's a very well-rounded product that just doesn't stick with me for some reason ?
Is it be the self-aware bullshit or the colorful and forgettable action ?

The Wii games were such a grim era for Sonic : You could catapult him into One Thousand and One Nights and somehow make it a potent, new kind of boring.

Sonic and the Black Knight in itself justifies SEGA's massive hangover period over the Wii's dead corpse.

Actually better than Mario Kart.

Sonic Mania is the moment where SEGA gave up and stopped trying.

I feel personally attacked when games are this toothless.

There's more to aesthetics than a coat of paint. Yet that's exactly what Void Bastards is.

'Tis decent, though a bit cheap.

This is vampirism at its most vulgar ; verbose and flat.

A delicate balancing act that's best enjoyed when you don't look at it from too close.

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The absurdity of its sandbox cannot work because it feels depersonalized and playing it seriously is the most lifeless experience a Hitman simulation has ever offered.

All foreplay, no proper finishing - whether it's the Master League or the actual football matches.
The logical antithesis to FIFA.

I should have known what the ride would entail when Beginning Hour ripped-off P.T. with none of the charm.

A game profoundly devoid of ideas.

Grappling hooks in a void.