FourtyCakes
I really like this, it's a great landscape scenery and climbing simulator! It's a shame that it's bogged down by the vague assertion that it's an actual video game though. Don't let yourself be swayed by the false impression that this "game" contains any "gameplay", just walk around and look at the nice scenery :)
This version is straight up better than Pokemon Black, because of the wild Pokemon additions to White Forest that aren't present in Black City. Play this one instead of Pokemon Black
fun movement and decent albeit stagnant combat, which is a shame for a metroidvania since you would normally expect some of the new abilities you get to shake up combat some more than what we actually got.
Momodora has a ton of issues (platforming and how a near-perfect double jump isn't high enough for most platforms, insta-death spikes that are hard to see sometimes, etc.) that all piss you off a bit, but combined make it a huge problem for me.
Also loses some points for being horny
Momodora has a ton of issues (platforming and how a near-perfect double jump isn't high enough for most platforms, insta-death spikes that are hard to see sometimes, etc.) that all piss you off a bit, but combined make it a huge problem for me.
Also loses some points for being horny
2018
j
1993
This game was a blast to play and I have virtually no problems with it, barring the lack of ability to switch between a normal aim and a fixed aim. The mines boss gauntlet in particular fucking RULED
1995
holy fucking shit
2008
This game is bad. it sucks and is uncool.
APRIL FOOLS! I actually think this game is very good and cool! this review was written on april fools day
APRIL FOOLS! I actually think this game is very good and cool! this review was written on april fools day
2019
neat game but I'm disappointed that to do cool shit like fishing and nothing else remotely interesting, I have to interact with other animal crossing NPCs. fuck off I don't want to talk to you
1: grindy, bullshit, escort mission fuck, piss, why can you fail missions when you get a game over what the motherfuck
2: I forgot lol
3: kino. absolutely based. the peak of the megaman franchise
4: it's 3 but not as good, but still good
collection: does fucking nothing to add anything at all barring an "ez mode" where you marathon all games back to back. dont care
overall: fun! skip zero 1 and maybe 2 if you aren't feeling it tbh
2: I forgot lol
3: kino. absolutely based. the peak of the megaman franchise
4: it's 3 but not as good, but still good
collection: does fucking nothing to add anything at all barring an "ez mode" where you marathon all games back to back. dont care
overall: fun! skip zero 1 and maybe 2 if you aren't feeling it tbh
2021
This review was written before the game released
Wow! 60 dollars! That's a lot of money for such a presumably small game. How's about you pirate it? Get it for free? In fact, how about you stop giving a dogshit company like Nintendo any money at all and pirate every Nintendo game you want to play? huh?????? huh????? ever think of that huh
2009
haven't played this game and I don't plan to ever play this game but the soundtrack is so good that it gets 3 stars based on that alone
2017
Cute and comfy. HAL has yet to ever miss
2021
lol. coochie
Jumping into this immediately after beating Ultimate Doom makes me realise how vastly important having enjoyable level design is in a game like this.
I feel bad for those who don't like this game because it will literally never die. it will never go away. you can't escape melee