It plays out like a well-written Alfred Hitchcock movie, where the most compelling aspects are the conspiracies stewing in your mind. The lonely, yet vibrant open-world hosts many heartbreaking secrets and mysteries that fuel those conspiracies even further, while grounding the story in a harshly realistic setting.

There's a lot more to say about the quality of this game, like the compelling vocal performances, or the stunning art direction, but to say the least, it's an amazing experience that you should jump into whenever you get the chance.

In the span of three weeks I've spent 75 hours doing everything you can possibly do in this game. It's truly very fun. IF you consider a lack of variety for weapons, upgrades, synergies, and bosses to be a bad thing, then there's a chance you won't enjoy this as much as you would Gungeon or Isaac, but I promise you the game makes up for that with a wonderful cast of characters, a great story, fun-but-slightly-repetitive gameplay, and gorgeous music and visuals. I personally wouldn't recommend 100%-ing the game, but it's not a worthless experience in that aspect.
On another note, I wish there was more romance options, as the surprising addition of romancing was really interesting until I found out that the only options were three pretty unattractive people. Let me swoon Charon, you cowards!

Look...
I'm happy that so many people got so much enjoyment out of this, to the point that it's overwhelmingly high rated on every platform, but... I just don't see what's so fantastic about it. The Flying Mechanics are fun as hell admittedly, and the Anglerfish stuff is horrifying but exciting! Exploration is fun, but it never really feels rewarding, so after glossing over each planet several times, I never really felt any motivation to keep going. The characters were hollow, which really took me out of the story sometimes, causing me to miss some crucial stuff (Which is my fault, mostly). I did force myself to finish the game, because from what I heard it sounded grandiose! It was good, not much more.

It's upsetting that I'm the only person who wasn't changed by this game, and maybe I just missed something important, but I don't think that's the case. I had to google how to beat the game because my explorations were getting me nowhere, and I think I've seen mostly everything there is to see now. It's a good game, and I won't take that away from anybody, but it just didn't do it for me.

BUT GOOD GOD THE SOUNDTRACK IS PHENOMENAL!

A batshit crazy, pizza-fueled feast! Pizza Tower came way out of left field packing one hell of a game for our starving bellies. The insane visuals, electric soundtrack, and a slew of many great surprises, makes bolting through the Pizza Tower addictingly fun. While some levels are more fun than others, this game achieves everything you'd ever want from a platformer. Great Movement, Great Music, Great Level Design, Great Bosses, Great Humor, and a blast of an ending! Hell, even the completionist difficulty is perfectly on-point! Enough said, go give this game and it's creators some love!