GoeyJangs
This can't be good for me, but I feel great.
I honestly didn’t think you could compete with Battle for Bikini Bottom but I was wrong. More levels, different environments, more fighting and movement mechanics. Sucks you can’t play as Patrick or Sandy though. Battle for Bikini Bottom is still GOATED with the sauce. This game really makes me feel like I live in a pineapple under the sea.
2022
I’ve always wanted to play Tony Hawks Pro Skater but have my skater be able to carry guns. My competition was full of actual scrubs. Y’all can’t take me down with tanks, riot shields, snipers, a big spider robot thing, or someone cosplaying as TF2 Scout 🫵😂
It's like Spider-Man but shorter, less villains, worse story, and now Spider-Man has powers that I get when I rub my socks on the carpet and zap my wife. Still a great game.
2017
The levels were mid
The game was spooky and the Jam Solvent Puzzle is nonsense. Story was good and all but the best part of the game is the theme. Everybody sing it now!
FIVE, SIX SEVEN, EIGHT!!!!
TAKE SOME TIME, YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD
SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE HERE TO LEARN AND PLAY
SO COME ON DOWN, YOU KNOW THE WAY
COME ON AND LEARN WITH US TODAY
ITS ALWAYS SO FUN IN THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD
FIVE, SIX SEVEN, EIGHT!!!!
TAKE SOME TIME, YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD
SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE HERE TO LEARN AND PLAY
SO COME ON DOWN, YOU KNOW THE WAY
COME ON AND LEARN WITH US TODAY
ITS ALWAYS SO FUN IN THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD
2008
Please excuse my poor grammar, I’m using text to speech since I’m currently in a body cast. Games not only fun but inspirational. This game inspired me to attempt my own parkour at my local community center. Wasn’t aware it was trespassing after 2am.
An officer tried telling me to leave but after unsuccessfully attempting to steal his weapon just like Faith did in the game, I was shot at and I had to make my escape. I attempted to roll after my jump off the roof, but it didn’t really matter since a woodchipper was at the bottom.
Someone also tried telling me there’s a story in the game? Haha what? Why? I’m trying to do sick moves to create a compilation for my YouTube channel.
An officer tried telling me to leave but after unsuccessfully attempting to steal his weapon just like Faith did in the game, I was shot at and I had to make my escape. I attempted to roll after my jump off the roof, but it didn’t really matter since a woodchipper was at the bottom.
Someone also tried telling me there’s a story in the game? Haha what? Why? I’m trying to do sick moves to create a compilation for my YouTube channel.
2011
This game proves that not only do I lack gamer skills, I lack rhythm too!
Today has been the worst day. First my school bus got rolled over by a Katamari, so I had to run to school. Only to find out my WHOLE SCHOOL GOT SWEEPED UP BY THAT SAME KATAMARI. By then I just thought “Screw it, I’m going home to play Xbox.” GUESS WHAT HAPPENS! MY WHOLE HOUSE WAS TAKEN UP BY THE SAME DAMN KATAMARI!
Never thought putting together Legos would make me sob uncontrollably. I love you dad <3.
OOOOO YEAAAAA BROTHER! Ezio once again proves that old age doesn’t matter when it comes to scaling tall buildings just to jump off them into hay. Story still is cool but all these talks of apples made me hungry. Has anyone actually taken a bite out of the Apple of Eden? Is it good? I heard it tastes like sin.
2013
YEAAAAAAA BUY MORE SHARK CARDS! BET ALL MY MONEY ON THE HORSE CREEPY DENTIST!!!!
2018
DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!!!
2021
I couldn't tell you what the story was besides my arm getting turned into a cannon. Either way, the amount of dip, duck, dive, and dodging I did caused the enemies to have a migraine. I guess kicking them in the head didn't help.
2019
Superman should've fought the Duck Vigilante instead of Batman. Batman is considered “Worlds Greatest Detective” and just ignore the fact that Clam Man single handedly took down an entire underground empire. Move over Batman, and give Clam Man your tool belt.