My noble steed has watched me die so many times, I'm sure he's disappointed in me.

My birthday was awesome. I smacked a kid talking bad about my party. Tunnels Snake Drool!

Currently wandering the wasteland in a space suit with a military grade sniper rifle. This is how life was meant to be.

It's great seeing Nacho's origin story.

What is the hype for this game? I waited in the chair like he said and the game ended.

The drugged up gas in the area barely affects me. I went to college, I’ve been through worse. When's last supper? I'm getting hungry.

There's a crippled puppy and I would fight the world for him. It’s odd that Gustavo Fring decided to fake his death and run a country. I mean good for you and all, but would it kill you to put a Los Pollos Hermanos in the area?

Ooga booga I'm a caveman, I made a wheel. I use it to smash the heads of Jaguars.

The Gears soldiers are weak sauce compared to me. Give me their max bench and I'll double it for 12 reps.

It's nice to see what happens during the Arkham games. This game is canon.

I just keep going to the fast food joints and get as fat as possible. Big Smoke now has competition. Call me Bigger Smoke.

STOP THE VOICES!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

I’m sorry, but I can’t take the Focus in Aloy’s ear seriously. It just reminds me of a Bluetooth headset that businessmen wear to yell at their coworkers without having to take their phones out. Being able to hang out in the trees and hunt animals is a vibe though. Robot Dinos are lit.

When do I decide to go rob banks in the Payday series?

The jetpack makes the game so easy. I just call in a bombing run to every enemy base. Iron Man has nothing on me.