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Astro's Playroom
2020
Bold of Sony to release a Wii game as their introductory PS5 title, thus making a strong case for collectathon mascot platformers with questionable minigames as superior to cinematic action-adventures and open-world checklists on day 1, but I respect it
The Silver Case
2016
suda owes me 50k
Yozakura is best girl
Estival Versus is a major upgrade in every way from Shinovi Versus. From the extra characters, to smoother gameplay, a better story, and some pretty good character development; it's peak Senran Kagura.
Yozakura is the best girl.
Yozakura is the best girl.
Espgaluda
2003
This is what coming out to your father about being nonbinary feels like
DJMax Respect V
2020
FINALLY playable with a keyboard.
Metal Gear Solid
1998
this stealh game sure does make you use its bad shooting mechanics a lot!
Peggle
2007
Based and Pegpilled
Red, Blue, and Green
2019
Really interesting set of stories that don't offer that much substance but they're probably not designed to. This very much feels like a way to introduce some of the new characters and ideas that are going to be explored in No More Heroes 3 in a unique way. The conversion of these stories to the film window style was really cool and it carries on the same awesome style as The 25th Ward. I'm waiting with bated breath to see how the things brought up in these stories factor into Suda and Grasshopper's future games.
Go fuck yourself Suda
what metaphysical pussy does to a mf
Yakuza 0
2015
bee line straight for the main plot and then uninstall the game and never play it again.
star wars
darth vader
bruuuum
darth vader
bruuuum
Fall Guys
2020
It's fine. I dig the idea of a non-violent Battle Royale game and this is the one I would love to play with my little cousins. The thing is, this rating reflects the portion of levels and mini-games that actually feel not ass to play.
Paratopic
2018
Eh
Edit: Nah
Edit: Nah