Yeah, this game is still infinite fun.

Capitalism is when you start off running into danger to survive and then learning to just have fun and not care until capitalism inevitably kills you. Endlessly fun multiplayer title that still manages to have a story with meaning. Massive fan of this one.

I'm suprised at just how fun this game actually is. The npcs they added post-launch are really fucking boring but the audio logs from the original release are actually really good. The real appeal though is the world and gameplay. Bethesda may not be great writers but my god do they know how to make an addicting gameplay loop. This game has become my new black tar heroin. The atomic shop and battle pass unfortunately still harm the experience. I absolutely despise fomo. Getting people to throw money at you out of fear of something going away cannot possibly make up for the amount Bethesda loses because they don't just let me get the things I want that are LITERALLY IN THE GAME. I would spend real money to get the communist collectron but its not available on the shop anymore so TOO BAD I GUESS. The bugs are also still incredibly prevalent, including ones that have been reported for years.

This game already took years off my life from how stressful it is and I just fucking started

the reviews saying that the puzzles are really easy are scaring me because I genuinely lost my mind trying to figure out like three of them :(

"Firefighters have to make the hard calls. And the hard calls are always unfair."

I love how the wife married a dude only to instantly realize his brother is a million times hotter

shooting yourself in the head gaming

I'm genuinely too stupid to beat this without a guide...

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Detective Yu: "Alright Lila we wanna know what the FUCK the plot of this game is!"
Player: "Yeah!"
Lila: "I'm the reality that all mysteries within fiction are written to be mysteries that have no inherent answer but as a character"
Detective Yu and Player: "FUCK"

I'm surprised by how much this is loved because I was totally bored

I love horror games where literally nothing happens its so fucking cool

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I liked the part where I realized I was in the Backrooms and that I was playing something fucking stupid

when Metro Man said "I am the Entropy: Zero - Uprising Episode 1" before proceeding to down memory erasing water and get hit by a fucking train? That's cinema

Mega Missile Charge Up Shot Wider Spread combo literally turned the boss into soup