We have Tartarus Dungeon at home

My favorite sonic game of all time growing up.(proceeds to shit talk about Big the Cat’s story)

My friends: “Why should we make a 27 x 32 long ass tunnel through the mountain!?!”

Me: “It would be so awesome!! It would be so cool!!”

Grab a couple of friends and play this amazing free half life multiplayer game. Sprinkle in some mods to have Jack Frost and Giorno Giovanna with crowbars and guns tackle on every enemy.

I was 5 hours in and experienced audio cut and game crashing. Sorry but this one is gonna have to wait.

This game and Phasmophobia perfected the use of proximity chat.

This review contains spoilers

Dumbass Nekone

I love the idea of an open world/field sonic game with unique gimmicks, boss themes, fishing, and level rankings, but I really hate the way the map makes you play this “99% of players fail this game” kinda thing. It felt more like a chore and and made my real life job look more fun. I love the titan battles and that SEGA is putting sonic in a new direction, and I believe they can do it in the next big sonic installment. Anyway let’s just say this game made me less likely to pick up superstars for a couple of months.

DougDoug made me like this game way more than before.

It’s that damn cloud switching left to right I swear.

“Young man, please move on with the mission and stop miman hunting.”

Better than koroks.

If I had a nickel for every time Lloyd bannings said the word “barrier,” I’d have my own house, afford health care, and a cute dog.

“What’s Breath of the Wild again!?!”

The Elusive Man is one of the best written characters in video game. His whole presence makes the story so interesting as he continuously believes in Sheperd to get the job done by providing him a new role. Who would’ve thought name dropping “Cerberus” in ME1 would concoct an amazing story. Not to mention it’s build up to one of the best finales in gaming ever!