My mom asked if the dishes were done and I yelled "BETHESDA!"

She hugged me. She knew they were washed.

gets better every time

playing simulation matches in this game for hours on end as a kid turned out to be one of the loneliest experiences ive ever had but it was important

Game so good it broke games discourse permanently

I have a dream that one day my children will not be judged based off the color of their leaves but the quality of their dandori

The Devil May Cry 3 of Yakuza.

I beat this game without using the homerow keys to spite my typing teacher who gave me a C in middle school

It's fun enough, but man why is there so many sentences about breaking up and being cheated on lmao were the translators ok??

They brought back caves, I could not be happier. Well worth the wait. Perhaps this will do well enough Pikmin 5 isn't so far away

this game was “announced” 6 years ago

WHY IS THE OST SO COOL WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK IM GOING CRAZY WHO COMPOSED THIS YOU DESERVE A KISS fr when I got to the first water level I was like jesus fuck christ lord why the fuck every platformer gotta have some shit ass water levels THEN I listened to the song and I was literally astounded by how beautiful it was this game is unreal

if you have Never played Wii Sports you're probably a cop

cant believe this came out when people were allowed to simply go fucking bowling

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English alphabet, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want you to stop playing League of Legends

I only played this game because of my ex, and even then it was a miserable experience. Then she cheated on me on Valentine's day, of all days. Because of her, I unnecessarily wasted part of my life on this shithole of a game.

Fuck you Evelyn, and fuck you League of Legends.