OurMrReynolds
49 Reviews liked by OurMrReynolds
Nine whole years without a good Call of Duty zombies mode. Think about what that does to a man.
Halo 3
2007
I would let Joe Biden send me to the space army any day just to experience the levels of hype this game generates. If I saw Master Chief and Arbiter doing the shit they do in this game not even Jesus Christ parting the clouds and descending back onto the mortal plane could make me look away. It doesn’t matter how pointless the oil conflict is, if One Final Effort is playing I’m charging into battle. If the level of raw energy in this game was converted to fuel there would be no energy crisis. If you shanked this into the Mohs hardness scale it would score an 11, and then an additional point extra for every person you’re playing with over one. There are no bad levels, no weak characters, no boring enemies, no downtime. JUST. STRAIGHT. GAS.
Ultrakill
2020
Whenever I play this game I feel like I'm hanging out with baby Jesus. Like I really love him, and he's amazing, but I also have this strange feeling that he's gonna do something insane when he's older, like every time I see him and he has something new to show me its crazy. And I know one day he's gonna change the world. I can just feel it. But right now he's still just a baby, but he's growing. fast.
Bloodborne
2015
I need to replay this game because my first 3 playthrough were tainted by the glazing it gets. Y'all act like this is the only videogame or some shit.
God of War
2018
I cried so hard I could hear the wolves howl back to me when I beat that god damn flying bird lady.
God of War Ragnarök
2022
The flying bird lady in this one is significantly less brutal.
Watching the development of this game was like watching an ugly duckling fly to the peak of a mountain before getting taken away by an eagle.
Halo: Reach
2010
"Okay so guys were coming of the tail of possibly the greatest, most crazy, balls to the walls FPS campaign ever, what are we going for now?"
"Um what about a beautiful, depressing game about the human will to move forward against impossible odds where everyone dies at the end including the player?"
"Um what about a beautiful, depressing game about the human will to move forward against impossible odds where everyone dies at the end including the player?"
Titanfall 2
2016
Its crazy how you can ignore the multiplayer of this game entirely and it is still one of greatest FPS games ever made. When my friend screams that he's dropping on an Arc Titan and my Titan Falls Too that is so hype.
Goat Simulator
2014
Peak of siblings induced mayhem. Chaos perfected.
Muck
2021
Never before have I gone from a caveman to an unkillable god so quickly in a videogame.
Octopath Traveler
2018
Oh my gosh this game is so pretty I wonder what the gamepla- SNOOOOOOOREEEEGRGRHRH mimimimi.
Dead by Daylight
2016
This is the type of game that probably has a better version somewhere deep in the Roblox or Rec Room horror game archives.
Sea of Thieves
2018
I’ve never played a game that feels so much like an unpaid internship. You have to pay 60$, then you also need to bring atleast 2 friends, preferably 3, and then you just have to find things to do. You really have to work to play this game and when you actually do it’s 80% boring, 10% getting decimated in PvP, 10% fun.
Limbo
2010
I give you all full permission to turn the game off once you beat the spider.