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white women ballin in this expansion, if ur a white woman you gotta hop on this is your people
EXPERIENCES, PERSPECTIVE, INTERPRETATION
WE AS HUMANS ARE BUILT UPON THIS FOUNDATION, ALL WE CAN DO IS TAKE WHAT WE HAVE, TAKE WHO WE ARE AND VIEW THE WORLD AS WE CAN, ONLY YOU CAN SEE IT THE WAY YOU SEE IT AND THATS WHAT MAKES NOT ONLY LIFE BEAUTIFUL, BUT US TOO
this game has destroyed my life
WE AS HUMANS ARE BUILT UPON THIS FOUNDATION, ALL WE CAN DO IS TAKE WHAT WE HAVE, TAKE WHO WE ARE AND VIEW THE WORLD AS WE CAN, ONLY YOU CAN SEE IT THE WAY YOU SEE IT AND THATS WHAT MAKES NOT ONLY LIFE BEAUTIFUL, BUT US TOO
this game has destroyed my life
was kinda mid on this game but the final 2 acts are genuinely some of the best shit anyone has put to paper
i also cant, in good conscience, not give a 10 to a game that made me cry the way this did
i also cant, in good conscience, not give a 10 to a game that made me cry the way this did
2018
kiryu and the orphanage is some of the best stuff in this series and anyone who disagrees hasn’t brushed their teeth in over a week
This review was written before the game released
the last 3 hours of this game go the hardest anything has ever gone
2017
lmao lol this kinda gets worse the more i think about it <3
1999
What they don’t tell you is that this is actually the best one
1998
score is only this high bc the soundtrack absolutely goes
2016
dude i wanna fuck white boys so bad
2015
takoyaki scene makes me cry every single time and that alone is enough to give this a 10
2010
feels a bit half baked in most areas, but the pages are one of the coolest storytelling ideas i’ve seen in a long while, and the dissonance the live action TV shows creates pulls the atmosphere together fantastically.
and he does the fucking face man he does the face
and he does the fucking face man he does the face
2019
The fourth part of this game kinda fucking blows, but I REALLY love the characters enough to overlook some of the piss poor decisions in the story, Akiyama especially is a favourite, Saejima and Tanimura are great too, I specifically love Tanimura’s side stuff relating to Little Asia. Overall the substories are pretty strong, Akiyama and Tanimura having the best ones, I like this game even if it goes full fucking meathead ooogaa booga the times when it shouldn’t. Also Haruka should’ve been in it more
Fuck the Saejima Amon fight tho who thought it’d be a good idea for you to fight a guy with an EXPLODING SLEDGEHAMMER that does 1/5 your health AND the guy regens fuck off 3/10 video game
Fuck the Saejima Amon fight tho who thought it’d be a good idea for you to fight a guy with an EXPLODING SLEDGEHAMMER that does 1/5 your health AND the guy regens fuck off 3/10 video game
2019
acab except for leon kennedy
2022
this is what real fucking video games are
yknow this one doesn’t hit me as hard on a replay, i dont think it’s quite as gripping as even 1, nor does it get my brain ticking and the emotions flowing like 2, it’s much more simple and to the point, and that’s fine, but the thrill on a replay isn’t there, which is the biggest draw the first time through, and it loses that imo. i don’t quite like the character writing here as much either, i think it works fantastic as a cog in the machine of the metal gear franchise, but on its own it doesn’t hit me like that, which is unfortunate, it’s the lowest part of mgs on a replay but even still that first play through was fantastic and i love it for that, even if i don’t feel the same a second time through.