this game is like if 3d world was in 2d and it pushed the boundaries a lot more, i feel like this game should be used to teach game design
game good, i feel like if you walk away from this not absolutely loving it, you're a joyless husk of a human, not to sound like a pretentious bastard but this game will reshape your view on the medium of gaming as a whole, beautiful game
pedophile
1993
16 different dinosaurs and it still manages to have more content than your average modern mario sports game
2000
gaming simply just doesnt get better than mort
2023
genuinely one of the greatest 2d platformers ever, right up there with stuff like sonic 3 and tropical freeze for me, insane how fun this one was
get over yourselves
2020
blind unapologetic hatred for this game is about as corny as its fanbase, that combined with the admittedly shitty way the kickstarter was handled gaslit most people into thinking this game is worse than hitler when its a perfectly serviceable rhythm game with lots of promise, perfect example of people saying "guys we've GOTTA support indie games!!!!!!" right up until they become the next viral thing
2006
the greatest trumplike
2007
for the record i am playing through this at the moment but it starts right here, lets see if it can manage to get any higher (1/10)
edit 1: that fight on floor 25 of tartarus made me feel alive (table battle), 3/10
edit 2: love hotel. 2/10
edit 3: boxing gloves just look positively FANTASTIC on the protag, 4/10
edit 4: he looks so fucking cool when he runs with his hands in his pockets like bro he is SO badass, 5/10
edit 1: that fight on floor 25 of tartarus made me feel alive (table battle), 3/10
edit 2: love hotel. 2/10
edit 3: boxing gloves just look positively FANTASTIC on the protag, 4/10
edit 4: he looks so fucking cool when he runs with his hands in his pockets like bro he is SO badass, 5/10
i think one of my worst moments was looking at the part in the trailer when mario picks up the flaming keyblade and deadass going "FIRE MARIO?!??!?!?!"
1996
some of you guys are getting a little too comfortable calling this game bad and i mean this in the most respectful way possible but you're wrong
IT'S OVER! And it's so incredibly sad...
Nintendo was incapable of ensuring the game would last for more than a single week, no Brewster at launch, no Swimming at launch, no Gyroids at launch. All things that New Leaf on the 3DS had at day one. The only reason this game is marginally popular is because you all were playing it in 2020 during the quarantine
And thats because you don't care for quality...
You never have, and believe me.... you never will....
And that's because you were too busy going UHUHUHUHUHUHUAHU
Nintendo was incapable of ensuring the game would last for more than a single week, no Brewster at launch, no Swimming at launch, no Gyroids at launch. All things that New Leaf on the 3DS had at day one. The only reason this game is marginally popular is because you all were playing it in 2020 during the quarantine
And thats because you don't care for quality...
You never have, and believe me.... you never will....
And that's because you were too busy going UHUHUHUHUHUHUAHU
taught me that marriage is terrible
snivy can jump really high