This review contains spoilers

oh this double agent was made in a factory, a BOMB factory.

DO NOT let your kids play this game. It is a gateway drug into either making them awesome or fat

This review contains spoilers

Honestly really surprised i liked it this much but Boss Hog Gannon dying to 5 piss beam arrows was kinda underwhelming

I LOVE KIDNAPPING PEOPLE AND KEEPING PRISONERS OF WAR

Ultrakill you will never be this awesome

if Joker (2019) was a video game

greasy ugly fuck toad and his twitch streamer posture

Stinger Flynn the Tom Brady of Ban Ban

the masterpiece creautre nealry made me shat pants

a giant pile of jumbo joshy nuts plopped on the fckin table

final boss turn me to gorilla bum bum chest

me and my friends going through the perfume department

b0mb FATlus studios for not giving Haru more screen time