Petey Pirahna was playable in this, which bumps the grade up two stars.

ANOTHER SUBURBAN FAMILY MORNING
GRANDMOTHER SCREAMING AT THE WALL
WE HAVE TO SHOUT ABOVE THE DIN OF OUR RICE KRISPIES
CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING AT ALL

my favourite combat design is when things run at you incessantly and that's all that happens for 12 whole hours

rock climb and defog are the devil

I don't remember shit about this game other than it being slooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(read this as slow as you can)ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Paper can't go three dimensional! That doesn't work in real life! Damn you, Nintendo!

Finally my two main interests combine; Bejeweled and murder.

Kratos is fuckin pissed again guess he's gotta swing those chain swords around forever.

Fransizka is a cool character that debuted in a game with only one good case. At least that case was good!

all those rabbids are still stuck in the portapotties to this day

this is the worst zelda game yet

my favourite animation is when the one character burns their guitar and starts inhaling the fumes

local child of mana runs through dungeons and beats random creatures up

hey lois, remember the time my game sucked balls? nyehehehehehe

Fun power stone game where you can play AS Fred Fredburger.