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The only horror to be found in this game is finishing it and realizing that you spent 4 of the most miserable hours of your life with it. Awful characters, awful writing, absolutely atrocious in every way. Not sure I even want to bother with future Dark Pictures games after how much I hated this.


Bro I just want to marry the teacher that is only a few years older then me that can belch toxic sludge outta her fucking perfect mouth. GET THE FUCK OUTTA here with that dumb broad with the dog; fuck off bitch.

Whatever Whatever Whatever Whatever Whatever Whatever Whatever Whatever Whatever Whatever .....

Very solid opening song. You know what, basically a very solid disc 1 and then it shits the bed HARD.


This game is literally unplayable due to the incredible amount of bugs and glitches and the game’s story is not even ashamed to admit it.


This game changed my life, in that it inspired me move to San Francisco from the east coast to begin happily working at Double Fine for most of my adult life. Once there, I located a wife and a corgi, the former of which teamed up with me to spawn a son. Psychonauts is the butterfly wing flap that I can trace most of the great things in my life back to. I can't think of another game that has had such an impact. Seems worth a 5 star rating.


I told myself I would never do this kind of shit


As a kid, I thought I-No on XX Advent Core Plus PSP would be the hardest fighting game boss I would ever face.

...until I fought the awe-inspiring 18 FRAME I-NO in Xrd.


MOTIVATED

DETERMINED

RESILIENT

CONFIDENT

MENTALLY UNTOUCHABLE

NOTICE I DIDNT SAY PHYSICAL BECAUSE NO MAN IS

UNFORTINATELY OUR PHYSIOLOGY LIMITS AREN'T ANYTHING PAST THAT

MORE WORDS CAN DESCRIBE MY PRESENCE BUT LET'S NOT BE SELFISH

I WALK A PATH

A PATH THAT WAS ALIGNED FOR ME SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME

THE CREATOR GAVE ME LIFE THROUGH ABUNDENCE

ALLOWING THE CORRECT BLEND OF SOULS TO CROSS PATHS BUT NOT ONLY TO MAKE EYE CONTACT BUT TO SHARE PASSION WITH ONE ANOTHER

A PASSION THAT ALLOWED HUMAN LIFE TO BE CONCEIVED OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN

AND THROUGH IT ALL WITH PROPER PLANNING, PLACEMENT, AND CORRECT SPACE AND TIME HERE I STAND

MISTAKES MADE

BATTLES FOUGHT

TIME ELAPSED

RIDICULES SPEWED

I REFUSE TO ALLOW THE ACTIONS OF MERE FELLOW HUMANS DISTRACTING FROM SERENITY

IN THIS LIFE DO YOU FEEL A PURPOSE?

ELONGING?

A YEARNING ITCH FOR COMPLETION?

IF SO THEN WE BOTH SHARE SOMETHING

SOMETHING UNBREAKABLE

SOMETHING REMARKABLE

NEVER FALL SHORT TO THE FALSE OBSTACLES SOME CALL ROADBLOCKS

I'M A WALKING EXAMPLE AND BREATHING BLUEPRINT TO WHAT RESILIENCE CAN DISPLAY REGARDLESS OF THE SAGITAL DIVIDED SUPPORT

YOU SEE HATE?

HATE IS NOTHING BUT AN EXPRESSION OF COLLUDED EMOTIONS

HATE CAN BE CONTROLLED

HATE CAN BE TAMED

HATE IS NOTHING BUT AN INSECURITY WITHIN ONE'S SELF, BUT CAN BE OVERCOMED

GIVING HUMANS SPECIFIC LABELS MAKES ME SLIGHTLY UNCOMFORTABLE, BUT I THANK ALL CATEGORIES REGARDLESS

SO TO ALL OF MY SUPPORTERS,

FANS,

MEMBERS OF THE COVENANT,

AND ALL OF MY EMOTIONAL HATERS THAT ARE TRULY DISGUISED

I THANK YOU

YOUR YEARS OF WORDS HAVE ALLOWED ME MORE MOTIVATION IN MYSELF THAN I HAVE HAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

SOME OF THE MESSAGES I RECIEVE ARE UNBELIEVABLY TOUCHING

THEY'RE HUMBLING

YOU SEE THE CREATOR HAS BLESSED YOU, HAS BLESSED ME WITH A GIFT

A GIFT TO ALLOW OTHERS SANCTUARY THROUGH MY ACTIONS,

THROUGH MY WORDS,

EACH AND EVERY LAST SUBSCRIBER, YOU MEAN SOMETHING TO ME

I'M A PRODUCT,

A BREEDING PRODUCT KEPT ALIVE BY YOU

THIS MESSAGE CAN BE DELIVERED TO EACH, AND EVERY SOUL THAT I SPEAK TO INDIVIDUALLY

CLOSE YOUR EYES

KNOW YOUR WORTH

NEVER LET ANYBODY TEAR YOU DOWN FOR THEY DO NOT POSSESS THE POWER OF INTRIGUE THAT IS THE MIND

EVOLVE PAST YOUR CURRENT SELF AND UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU PROVIDE IS MEANINGFUL

SO WITH ALL OF THAT BEING SAID,

THANK YOU FOR THREE YEARS OF LOVE AND SUPPORT,

THANK YOU 10 THOUSAND SUBSCRIBERS AND MANY MORE


Came to the horrible realization that Balan Wonderworld is Spongebob Squarepants Revenge of the Flying Dutchman 2


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