Soarel
The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
2020
Want to play a good game from 2009, but with the art style and music butchered beyond belief in favor of a "Nintendo hire this man" AAA/Hollywood aesthetic, every last drop of SOVL sucked out, and all of the flaws and jank the original had that could've been cleaned up left intact? Well here comes Demon's Soulless!
2015
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE FGO SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR FGO AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
This is actual kino in every sense of the word but you should read it purely due to the fact it features a character who fights near-invincible magical Nazis that can destroy cities by doing meth and shooting them with a deagle. Also Valerian Trifa.
It's kind of hard mid as an actual DLC, but you can mantle a bloodthirsty time-traveling gay cyborg demigod with a Mega Man buster arm, and read his lore via Kirkbride's imitation of a mythical epic, so it's worth it
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I WANT TO BANG THE UNDER NIGHT IN-BIRTH TWINK SO GODDAMM BAD
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the under night in-birth twink so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go on netplay I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Chaos. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Chaos’ tight boypussy. I want him to have my mutant mpreg babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with my best friend. I'd dressed him in my sister's glasses and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see Chaos again.
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the under night in-birth twink so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go on netplay I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Chaos. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Chaos’ tight boypussy. I want him to have my mutant mpreg babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with my best friend. I'd dressed him in my sister's glasses and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see Chaos again.
2018
I can't fucking take it anymore. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMOGUS ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see an oval on a red object. I can't fucking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fucking started on the words! I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "sus." I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the word "among" is ruined. The phrase "among us" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Among us has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP! GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The best Souls game by a hard margin. It totally lacks any of the rough edges or caveats that all the others -- fantastic as they are -- come with, it's just perfect in every way, from gameplay, to controls, to story/lore, to level design, to bosses, to visual presentation, to music. The only bad things I can say about it are that the Arcane stat is a bit underpowered, and the Chalice Dungeons as a concept just plain aren't very good, but neither of those detracts at all from the main experience.
It's Souls without Miyazaki, without the core visual identity and polish the series is known for, but I can't help but respect a lot of the ideas (it had the best weapon upgrade and PVP systems in the series, Soul Memory aside). Not to mention, despite some weak lore, the core existentialist story this game tells is really resonant, even compared to the other Souls games. Deeply flawed but respectable nonetheless.
1996
The puzzles in this are needlessly obtuse and it's basically unplayable without a guide, but no other game has an atmosphere quite like this, using the unsettling uncanny valley nature of FMV games to its advantage in creating a black comedy folk-horror that pokes fun at the zeitgeist of the 90s and ultimately the moral panic around video games.
The retroactive insertion of MGS2's gameplay mechanics into MGS1's level design completely ruins the balance of the original game and makes for a less fun experience. The graphics are less charming than the low-poly original and the music and voice acting are a lot less iconic. One thing I DON'T think is worse are the cutscenes, though -- are you seriously complaining that a METAL GEAR game is over the top? That shit's great lmao
2019
Actually fantastic and one of the best in its series alongside 5 special. Now fix the damn netcode already
2016
This is an alt history fanfic platform disguised as a grand strategy game
Another classic, perfect game that just nails everything it tries to do and a shining example of "less is more". Every minimalist "cinematic" game that thinks it's a movie is trying to be this game, and they all fail where it triumphed.
1996
can't spell france without rance