I couldn’t even try to get through this, I played for like 30 minutes and got so bored I wanted to blow my goddamn brains out

revised because I played the Japanese easy mode

removing knockback actually makes this game enjoyable

men only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting

it’s retiring to a nice, big beach, with a nice, big drink, and a woman with nice.. big.. bags of ice for my head

the fucking guttural, primal screech my brother and I let out when we saw slicers.

there is no joke. please play this game. thank you and goodnight.

imagine you’re sitting in your throne room and some fuckin orange sock puppet barges in and beats your ass

it’s games like these where I ask myself “do I want to invest more time into this game than I feel it deserves?”
the answer is no, by the way.

if you play this game with more than two players crash has no eyebrows. you’re welcome.

CRASH NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT BABY DINOSAUR

this update finally answers my biggest question
what if sonic frontiers was dogshit?
thank you sonic team!

CRASH NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT POLAR BEAR

I’m not beating the furry allegations.

now I’m not saying elora was one of the main reasons I kept playing
but elora was one of the main reasons I kept playing