evil computer virus gets norton antivirus shoved up its ass

that was amazing. i never want to play it again.

raiden got gaslight gatekeep girlbossed

liquid out here with more plot armor than shonen anime protagonists

1993

frankly i don't like how often i screamed in terror like a little bitch. this isn't even a horror game.

Okay I know I do the haha funny joke reviews here now but this will be an exception. This is gonna be pretty lengthy and will get a bit personal so bear with me. I feel making a joke review wasn't something I wanted to do, especially not after I finished the game. I've been a Persona fan since I played 5 back in 2018, I was super into it, it was my favorite game of all time for a long time. But for about a year give or take, until now, I was sort of... apathetic. I still cherished Persona 5, and 4, and what I experienced of 3 through Portable, but I wasn't as into it as I used to be. There are several reasons for it, one is burnout, I did so much with the series I got a little burnt out, but I think the bigger of which is a personal reason. Around 2021 I played Persona 5 Royal with my sister, and it was a fond memory of mine. Until... something happened, that created a rift between us, that caused me to cut contact. Ever since, I guess I tried not to think about Persona too much, as it'd remind me too much of my sister. But whenever something was announced I'd still look forward to it, Persona 3 Reload being one of them. I liked Persona 3 a lot, but a ton of my experience was second hand. I knew what it was all about, I understood what it was going for, but it didn't hit me in the same spots 4 and 5 hit me in, at least at the time. From the moment I opened Persona 3 Reload though, I was hit with a wave of excitement, and nostalgia too. The game has incredible production values, in the visuals, voice over, basically everything, even if I feel the music is the weak link here, but that's not enough for me to deduct points or anything. I could go on a critical discussion, on how it fixed most of Persona 3's problems, but what I got out of playing this game, is something else entirely. Most of my favorite games are my favorites because of personal attachment, whether it be helping me through a tough time, or just giving me an experience I can't forget, or teaching me things, maybe even making me think about my outlook on life. There... aren't enough words to describe how this game made me feel. The way it talks about death, and loss, it hit me because of the things I feel I've lost, due to death, or just other circumstances. I got lost in the world, after all the hell I went through in January. Iwatodai Dorm was like my home away from home. S.E.E.S. felt like real individuals, all of which I connected with, on a deep level. Despite how melancholy and depressing it got, it was... oddly comforting. I still struggle to find the right words for how much this game means to me, even while writing this. But this game gave me a lot of my love for Persona and Megami Tensei back. I don't think I'll ever be as into it as I used to be, but Persona 3 Reload reminded me of the reasons I fell in love with this series way back then. Whether or not you read this through, or just say "I ain't readin allat", I just hope you try out Persona 3 Reload, and maybe, it'll become something you treasure just as much, in your own way. Memento Mori.

that wasn't some good ass tekken, that was BEAUTIFUL ASS TEKKEN

this shit had me dying lauging at the thought of cannibalism. ten outta ten.

DO NOT FIGHT SHIN AKUMA YOU WILL THROW YOURSELF INTO THE POPEYES DEEP FRYER

"WHEN'S MAHVEL"
I got your marvel right here.
electric wind god fist.

there is no joke
i'm out of ideas for jokes, that's why there isn't one

roger to his therapist be like: "she took the fucking kid and a damn lizard started fucking my wife"

you know i went into this knowing heihachi wore the fucking diaper looking ass outfit, and yet when i saw it in game i was still flabbergasted.

bryan has a bald skin in this game and i just thought of the spongebob movie scene when i saw it.

imagine getting your shit kicked in by a bear who knows karate.
Paul Phoenix certainly doesn't have to imagine.